Unlike many New York celebrations St. Patrick’s day remains true to its roots-
- Find a Bar
- Get puking drunk
- Punch somebody
Fortunately queers get posted to the front like Bulls at Pamplona so that men in kilts going commando while wailing on sheep bladders generally avoid the riot.
Politicians walk alone so you can spit on them if you like, provided you have trained for range.
You should wear hip boots.
TheMomCat (who will be leading the commentary) suggests I include an Irish fighting song.