The Daily Late Nightly Show (Regional Finals)

U – Conn Husky, symbol of might to the foe.
Fight, fight Connecticut, It’s vict’ry, Let’s go.

Connecticut U – Conn Husky,
vict’ry again for the White and Blue

So go – go – go Connecticut, Connecticut U.
C – O – N – N – E – C – T – I – C – U – T
Connecticut, Connecticut Husky, Connecticut Husky
Connecticut C – O – N – N – U! Fight!

What? You thought I was finished gloating? You don’t know me very well, do you?

The New Guy and Mr. Continuity are on vacation this week, repeats only.

Mr. Mainstream

When last we saw him he had been kidnapped by Leprechauns

Marco Bites the Dust

Stephen’s guests this week are-

• Monday 3/28: Tom Hiddleston, Laura Benanti, and Frightened Rabbit
• Tuesday 3/29: Adam Driver, Rachel Bloom, and Savages
• Wednesday 3/30: Eric Stonestreet, Jason Jones, and the Flaming Lips
• Thursday 3/31: Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany, and Wynton Marsalis, Lil Buck, and Jared Grimes
• Friday 4/1: Steve Buscemi, Benjamin Walker, and the Broadway cast of American Psycho

Puny God

While I’d love for Tom Hiddleston to talk about Loki, he’s probably on to whore his role as Hank Williams in I Saw the Light (March 25th).