February 13, 2018 archive

Feb 13

142nd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show

Relegated this year to Fox Sports and practically forgotten by me in favor of Winter Olympic Curling (Canada, Switzerland, and Russia btw making it 6 of 12 Canadian Golds in the modern era) it barks and whines like an insistent canine that needs a walk so it can pee. Sorry dude. I’ve been sick too. …

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Feb 13

Meet The In-Laws

You want to know Melania’s Maiden (hah) Name? Knavs. Her Father, Viktor, is a former member of the Yugoslav Communist Party (for which I don’t blame him, tough to get ahead in Yugoslavia without it and I don’t hate on Communists in general). He was a car salesman (selling Yugos, what else?). Her Mom’s name …

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Feb 13

Momsplaining

With Anna from Frozen, no fooling. But first I want to… nah, that won’t work because you’ll think I am and the problem is that writing (at least in the context of a formal essay) is a one way method of communication (you can comment you know, if you’re having a problem you can email- …

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Feb 13

The Breakfast Club (A Good Landing)

Welcome to The Breakfast Club! We’re a disorganized group of rebel lefties who hang out and chat if and when we’re not too hungover we’ve been bailed out we’re not too exhausted from last night’s (CENSORED) the caffeine kicks in. Join us every weekday morning at 9am (ET) and weekend morning at 10:00am (ET) (or …

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