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Feb 19

Cartnoon

Hey, sometimes things come back… from the grave.

Feb 18

Among other things I have done.

If you’ve been a careful reader you’ll remember my original intention was not to be capo di tutti myself but instead my buddy’s consigliere. Though it was a job I later held myself one of his posts was Chief Training Officer (of course I held a lieutenancy while he served). This included running motivational seminars …

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Feb 17

The World’s Fakest News Team

On The South Side A Good Walk Spoiled How Come Blacks Get The Shortest Month?

Feb 17

The XXIII Winter Olympics: Day 9

Hooray Beer! Just as we have a Tongan competing in Cross Country (he didn’t finish last, he finished third from last which means there are at least 2 skiers from traditional Winter Olympic countries that are worse than he is) we have, periodically, sightings of the Jamaican Bobsled Team. This year’s edition is 2 Women, …

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Feb 16

Weak Tea?

It’s a little hard to get a grip on the new indictments Robert Mueller has delivered. The 13 individuals named are all Russian nationals. The 3 companies are Russian companies. I think it highly unlikely that any of them will be arrested or face a trial unless they do something incredibly stupid like fly to …

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Feb 16

The XXIII Winter Olympics: Day 8

Ok, so I’m kind of cranky because I spent all day hassling my ISP (yeah, day two of that) because my Modem/Wireless Router suddenly lost all my networking information like its name and all the passwords and it’s kind of a big deal since I have about 10 or 15 devices that log in at …

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Feb 15

18

Like me you may have heard that there were 18 School Shootings so far this year and said to yourself, “That seems like a lot. When and where were they and why haven’t I heard about them?” Well, you know why. Because the National Rile Association attempts to suppress this information and our Compliant, Corrupt, …

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Feb 15

The XXIII Winter Olympics: Day 7

The Bachelor Winter Games Anthem Ok, that is exactly as bad as Coleman Bentley of Golf Digest says it is (The only thing worse than The Bachelor Winter Games’ anthem is…nothing, nothing is worse). I have been to Vermont. If you want to fly out, commercial, you have no choice but Burlington International Airport (they …

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Feb 14

My Las Vegas Convention- A Happy Story

(originally in orange Sat Jun 17, 2006 at 07:01 PM PDT) I repeat it annually because there are lessons I don’t want to forget. Can you handle the truth?  How about a good story? If you are a regular reader you may know that I was State Co-ordinator of my meatspace club.  You may not …

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Feb 13

142nd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show

Relegated this year to Fox Sports and practically forgotten by me in favor of Winter Olympic Curling (Canada, Switzerland, and Russia btw making it 6 of 12 Canadian Golds in the modern era) it barks and whines like an insistent canine that needs a walk so it can pee. Sorry dude. I’ve been sick too. …

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Feb 13

Meet The In-Laws

You want to know Melania’s Maiden (hah) Name? Knavs. Her Father, Viktor, is a former member of the Yugoslav Communist Party (for which I don’t blame him, tough to get ahead in Yugoslavia without it and I don’t hate on Communists in general). He was a car salesman (selling Yugos, what else?). Her Mom’s name …

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Feb 13

Momsplaining

With Anna from Frozen, no fooling. But first I want to… nah, that won’t work because you’ll think I am and the problem is that writing (at least in the context of a formal essay) is a one way method of communication (you can comment you know, if you’re having a problem you can email- …

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