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Puppy Bowl VI Liveblogging

by: ek hornbeck

Sun Feb 07, 2010 at 12:01:51 PST        
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Well folks, today is the sixth annual Puppy Bowl, a spectacle of juvenile canine frivolity that (briefly interrupted by the Bissell Kitty Halftime Show) provides as much butt sniffing, barking, snarling, and wrestling over saliva soaked chew toys as a typical day in Washington D.C.

I understand there is also a game.

ek hornbeck :: Puppy Bowl VI Liveblogging
As you might be able to tell I'm more of a cat person.  I like them because they're self reliant and not continually demanding your attention though they will take a shit right in the middle of your desk if they're pissed off at you.

Dogs will wait faithfully until they can't stand your inoring them anymore and are always happy to give you unconditional love no matter how badly you mistreat them.

There's a metaphor in that I think.

In any event the Gilmores, while currently canine free, have owned a series of unimaginatively named dogs-  Terry the Terrier, Dally The Dalmatian (from a children's book), and Mr. Beagle E. Beagle (from Grape Ape).

FrenchyFrenchy the Papillion was my brother's ex-wife's and the only thing he wanted in the divorce, given her propensity to buy and discard pets (and people) faster than the latest fashion accessory.

After many happy years humping Coke bottles Frenchy alas has passed leaving behind only memories, stains, and vet bills we are still stuggling to pay.

Cats crawl off to die alone.

Not that it's a good thing.  Richard for one still misses Frenchy, but being of advancing years himself is reluctant to make a commitment to an animal that may well out live him.

Which is why you should never buy a parrot.

My SciFi watching friend likes Shar Peis and has owed several.  Her current canine is exceptionally well behaved considering his background is as a rescue dog from the streets of San Juan, Puerto Rico.

He doesn't even seem to mind the cold and snow so much though I've noticed he's starting to shed a little.

She's heavily into Dog Whisperer behavior modification and they're still wrestling over door dominance which makes arrivals and departures a little awkward for uninitiates like me, though I've tried to be cool and non threatening and yet welcoming at the same time.

I've had to switch shoes since he seems to have a fascination with my regular pair, but he doesn't drool as much as some and is safe around human food.

One unfortunate habit of his is to bully smaller dogs at the Dog Park and it puts me in mind of something I noticed watching the re-runs of Puppy Bowl V which was a lot of 'unnecessary ruffness'.

But as I said I'm not a dog person so what do I know?

I'm told there will be Bunny Cheer Leaders (good luck with that) and a Hamster (not to be confused with Jane Hamsher) Powered Blimp for overhead shots this year so it should be a spectacular show.

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Vent Hole (4.00 / 6)
Animal Planet will be running continuous repeats of [Puppy Bowl VI ] until 5 am, so if you're into animals and alternative programming and not so interested in what only Americans and Canadians (welcome Tim Tebow) call Football or Yacht Racing, you'll have plenty of chances to see it.

Or on AMC there is Blazing Saddles which I think is one of Mel Brooks' two funniest movies (the other being Young Frankenstein).  

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


Super Bowl Rant Of The Day (4.00 / 2)





Notice the T-Shirt: "The answer to 1984 is 1776"


"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold, is for
people of good conscience to remain silent."
    --Thomas Jefferson


[ Parent ]
Crap. (0.00 / 0)
Forgot my recursive link.

At least my stool is high quality.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


[ Parent ]
Not as quick as I wanted... (4.00 / 4)
but I'm still up before the end of the National Anthem.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Staring Lineup- (4.00 / 1)
Sir Winston
Fava
Sage
Jersey Boy
Duncan the Beagle

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

And Cloe (4.00 / 1)


"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

[ Parent ]
Chloe (4.00 / 2)
So sue me.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

[ Parent ]
that's why I'd rather paint than write. (4.00 / 1)


[ Parent ]
I like Sage..... (4.00 / 2)
Had a dog that looked like him....

[ Parent ]
Play Bowl! (4.00 / 2)


"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Twizzlers Blimp Shot! (4.00 / 2)
Almost a Puppy Touchdown in the first few minutes of play!

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

First Puppy foul on Duncan. (4.00 / 2)


"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Puppy Touchdown! (4.00 / 2)
Fava scores 2 in 10 seconds!

One for each team.

And the Bunny Cheerleaders go crazy!

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


OMG (4.00 / 3)
You mean there really is a "Puppy Bowl"? And I'm missing this?  I miss my dog

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Mulder, the 120 lb. Labrador "Recliner" and his cat, Oberon, both rescues. Oberon is still with us, he's about 18 years old. And, Yes, that is a $200 pot he's locking. ;-)



"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"


If you fish around... (4.00 / 1)
this link Puppy Bowl you might find streaming video.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

[ Parent ]
I tried (4.00 / 1)
but it's a premium site I'm not familiar with. last thing i need here is a virus

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
Dogs only *dream* of licking le Creuset. n/t (4.00 / 2)


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[ Parent ]
Not my Puppy (4.00 / 2)
 He was very much loved and spoiled.

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
A confusing lineup change. (4.00 / 1)
Apparently Chloe is still in with 5 substitutions-

Rigley
Royal
Jumby
Bandit

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


I now remember what happened last year. (4.00 / 1)
Got too damn busy typing to follow the action.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Just in From Twitter (4.00 / 1)
From Free_Radical1

Why did #PuppyBowlVI choose rabbits for cheerleaders? They're infamous for their DISAPPROVAL: Rabbit Chearleaders

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"


LOL (4.00 / 2)
Re tweeted by slinkerwink


"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
Unnecessary Ruffnes on Rigley and Jersey Boy. (0.00 / 0)
There are apparently no rules on the number of players on the field.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Touchdown Chloe! (4.00 / 1)


"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

This would be awesome (4.00 / 3)
. . . if one of the teams was grizzly bears instead of puppies.

They outlawed Bear Baiting... (4.00 / 3)
A couple of Centuries ago.

Too hard on the Bear.

You could look it up.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


[ Parent ]
Dude (4.00 / 3)
Caribous Barbie and research in the same sentence?  You kid.

Visit The Dream Antilles, a Lit Blog.

[ Parent ]
At least she doesn't use a teleprompter. (4.00 / 2)
She writes cheat notes on her hand like a real 'murican.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

[ Parent ]
But what's on the backof her hand (4.00 / 2)
"Left"/"right" of "shake"/"don't shake"?

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
Well, at least my hand (4.00 / 2)
ain't as biased as the NY Times.

[ Parent ]
Ironic (4.00 / 1)
 that Tea Partiers want literacy test. Just gotta be able to read own hand

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
Oh yeah? (4.00 / 2)
I did look it up and Mr. Hornbeck is wrong!  Bear-baiting is still legal in some parts of Pakistan.

[ Parent ]
The Bunny Cheerleaders are imperturbable. (4.00 / 2)
That's the end of the quarter.

A Stephen Colbert Kit Kat Bar endorsement by the Ref.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


Oh No! (4.00 / 2)
It's Toonces the Driving Cat!

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

2nd Quarter. (4.00 / 1)
Eenu
Coco
Coole?
Blaze

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Touchdown Duncan! (4.00 / 1)
And there was much rejoicing.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

This just in. (4.00 / 2)
Maya the dog reports that the "puppies" are actually animated and not real live dogs. I have no idea why she's saying this.  She is now telling me that you have to have good dog-dar to understand this...

More after kickoff of the Stupid Bowl.  

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More Puppies! (4.00 / 1)
Jake
Addison
Garbanzo
Bandit

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

I'm babysitting... (4.00 / 2)
...a Greenroots diary, myself:  Tortoises and see lions.

Not much interest has been displayed.

When all is said and done, what really matters is whether or not you are happy.


I'll go tip & rec (4.00 / 2)
Teehee.  

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
I loved your last pictures (4.00 / 2)
Just beautiful. I loved San Diego. I was there for The America's Cup in 1995. I was rooting for the all women's team, Mighty Mary.

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
Bissell Kitty Halftime Show! (4.00 / 1)
My favorite part.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Specatcular! (4.00 / 1)
And Now The Grand Finale!

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

I'll have to find this (4.00 / 1)
when I get home.

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
It's time for the Second Half! (4.00 / 1)
New puppies-

Tigger
Yums
Toby
Tater Tot
Tipsey

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


Now this is the kind of behavior... (4.00 / 1)
I was talking about.

Toby and Yum.

Unnecessary Ruffness on Toby.

Ejected.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


Touchdown Bandit! (4.00 / 1)
Or Brandy.

I might have missed something.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


New Puppies! (4.00 / 1)
Mason
Tonka
Chamomille

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

And Carson. (4.00 / 1)


"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

[ Parent ]
Puppy Substitution (4.00 / 1)
Bear in for Yums.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Tonka foul! (4.00 / 1)
Illegal use of the paws.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

That's too funny (4.00 / 1)
Sounds like a soccer game

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
Like that guy in France v. Ireland. (4.00 / 1)


"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

[ Parent ]
That was so totally wrong. (4.00 / 1)


"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
We seem to have a lot of Puppies... (4.00 / 1)
down on the field.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Water Bowl Empty. (4.00 / 1)
Time for a hydration break.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

End of the 3rd Quarter. (4.00 / 1)
Another Colbert Kit Kat moment.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

New Puppies! (4.00 / 1)
Savanah
Naomi
Carson again?
One I missed.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Most Valuable Puppy? (4.00 / 1)
C'mon-

Fava.

2 Touchdowns in 10 seconds.

One at each end.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


Subaru Drive of the Day Winner! (0.00 / 0)


"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

[ Parent ]
Substitution- (4.00 / 1)
Kiva, I didn't see for who.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Puppy penalty- (4.00 / 1)
Illegal napping.

I wish.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


Aww you poor puppy. ;-) (4.00 / 1)


"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
Unnecessary Ruffness Naomi (4.00 / 1)
Illegal use of the teeth.

Ejected.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


Touchdown Chamomille! (4.00 / 1)
The Cheerleaders rejoice.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

How? (4.00 / 1)
by making more bunnies?

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
Jake! (4.00 / 1)
MVP?

This was more fixed than the 2000 Election!

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


I'll be back... (4.00 / 1)
but it's less than an hour to my next deadline.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

Take a power nap (4.00 / 1)


"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
I wish. (4.00 / 1)
I haven't finished being mean and abusive yet.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

[ Parent ]
To whom? (4.00 / 1)
What did I miss?  

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
Ah, you'll have to read it. (4.00 / 1)
My media liveblogs are some of my best work.

And on deadline too.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


[ Parent ]
I'll be back (4.00 / 1)
have something that requirtes my immediate attention

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.", Wm. Shakespeare, "Macbeth"

[ Parent ]
Three words.... (4.00 / 2)
Gerbil Piloted Blimps.

I see my suggestion that they have monkeys be referees has not been taken, nonetheless there are bunny cheerleaders so I guess I can say this is still better than that other game.

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Banned for eternity from the Daily Kos


And there was much rejoicing. (4.00 / 2)
At least you didn't ban me like Diane G did.

Or did you?  I haven't bothered to check in a while.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


[ Parent ]
Huh? Ban? From FSZ?! (4.00 / 2)
Unless you beg for it over and over to the point that unless I do ban you you won't stop you won't get banned.

Not like this place where if I "make you mad" you'll ban me.

I'm not emotionally fragile like you :-)

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Banned for eternity from the Daily Kos


[ Parent ]
Well... (0.00 / 0)
I did give you more credit for integrity.

We have rules.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck


[ Parent ]
Rules are for fools! (0.00 / 0)
Ride the danger train ek, enforcers interpret the rules in whatever way they wish.

Rules are subjective then, look at teh Orange Place.

Still no clarification on why I was banned but I don't expect one (see above)

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Banned for eternity from the Daily Kos


[ Parent ]
Well all I can say is that you never met Boots. (4.00 / 2)
He comes when he's called, but he demands attention in return.  He meows non-stop until he drives you up and out of bed to feed him his breakfast and give him his AM treat.  When he wants you to pet him, he won't take no for an answer.  He pushes his cold nose into whatever exposed body part is nearest to him.  All arms must be under the bed covers to make him stop.  He is a Himalayan.  He thinks he's royalty, and people are his servants. .

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I didn't say they don't demand attention. (4.00 / 2)
I said they were self reliant.

"I like irony except I find that if you just toss your clothes in the dryer for a few minutes you hardly ever have to use it."- ek hornbeck

[ Parent ]
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