Aug 30 2007

“I have a wide stance…”

( – promoted by ek hornbeck)

Tom Delay.

That’s the only Thug Tweety can get to defend Craig.

MSNBC has been running wall to wall with the audio tape playing it over and over again in full.  Their story goes something like this-

Audio of Craig arrest reveals new details
Spokesman denies three-term Idaho lawmaker preparing to quit
NBC News and news services
Updated: 35 minutes ago

WASHINGTON – Sen. Larry Craig denied soliciting an undercover police officer shortly after being arrested in a bathroom at a Minneapolis airport, an audio recording of the arrest revealed.

Craig said on the June 11 recording, released Thursday by the Minneapolis Police Department, that he may have touched Investigative Sgt. Dave Karsnia’s foot with his foot while they were in bathroom stalls.

“You said our feet bumped. I believe they did,” Craig said, adding that he was scooting over. “The next thing I knew, under the bathroom divider comes a card that says ‘Police.'”

If you want to listen, click the video link, they also have a copy of last night’s Olbermann ‘Dragnet’ Re-enactment.

Big day for schadenfreud.

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  1. On a sort of meta level I’d like to see what a days worth of traffic looks like, so I’ll be promoting pfiore8 at 8.

  2. and get back to Gonzo

    pinche’s diary made a very good point: the art of distraction to the nth magnitude

    they’re making the story… they’re making the news… we should get a mass e-mailing to all the big three and tell them

    GROW UP… WE HAVE AMERICANS DYING IN IRAQ… Gonzo’s sneaking out of town… COVER THE FUCKING NEWS THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE TO OUR LIVES…

    good god DAMN it …and them (and you know who you ARE!)

    it just really pisses me off… and i’m going to e-mail them just that right now

    thanks for the inspiration

  3. I can’t count the number of times I have been taking a crap at the airport and inadvertently touched another man.

  4. i love that long subject line though

    1. I thought Indians fixed that a long time ago.

      • melvin on August 31, 2007 at 00:28
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      I’ve accidentally pled guilty to propositioning undercover cops in public restrooms.

      1. you owe me a pony… cause i think our comments appeared at the same time

        so you’re not on top and i’m not on the bottom

        we’re simultaneous

        1. the meek, huh? well… i’m in the habit of dropping days, weeks, years… but usually my sentences are complete

          oh… but maybe i shouldn’t say that within ek earshot or is it eyeshot?… he’s not evil, but he can make you bleed… just a little

          1. It’s the Wkipedia entry for the history of the numeral 0.

    3. holy shit buhdydharma!

      1. I’ll be monitoring tonight.

        And jinx back double pinkie round the side jinx back.

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