You know, the worst part of the Bush-Cheney cabal is how poorly it is ran. It use take years to sheer away layers of the hidden hand onion till you got to the teary filled truth. But with Bush Redux, it takes about five minutes. This is no way to run a conspiracy. If this really was an agenda for a permanent majority of capitalist plutocrats, then this is what would happen.
First off, you have to knee-cap all the ones who brought you, which has been done with Rove and Gonzo, and countless other Bush Administration officials. Now they are in the fourth quarter, they need someone with pure balls to take this game into a never-ending overtime. Enter Michael Chertoff, who even looks like an agent of Satan.
For this to really go gang-busters, here is the sequence of events that needs to happen for this to be a proper conspiracy:
1) Bush must appoint Michael Chertoff the Attorney General on a recess appointment.
2) Michael Chertoff will not resign as Director of Homeland of Security, but will now have a dual role of AG and leader of Homeland Security, let’s call him the General Attorney of the Homeland Directives (GAHD), just for shits and giggles.
3) Any attempt to see the decision making behind this will be stonewalled behind Executive Privilege, which now comes not only with backing of the AG, but also the Homeland Security!
4) Any attempts to now sue the Bush Administration will also be seen as jeopardizing Homeland Security, again backed by the GAHD.
5) Any attempts to bring a Bush Administration official before Congress will also be seen as jeopardizing Homeland Security, thanks to GAHD.
6) GAHD can also interrupt parts of the Constitution for the security of the homeland, say the 22nd Amendment.
7) Any attempt to look into what appears to be mass election fraud in 2008 will also have to be taken up with GAHD.
After that, it’s all gravy, and the country will have to bow down before GAHD.
Of course, this will never happen, because these guys have no idea how to run a proper conspiracy to overthrown the rule of law in the USA. Because if they did, Bush would appoint Chertoff in a Recess appointment, and get the ball rolling.
But if he does, watch for fireworks, especially when Chertoff announces his new dual role until a proper replacement can be found for Homeland Security. And like Cheney looking for a Vice-President, Chertoff will call his own number, and that will be the number of GAHD.
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said that’s why she doesn’t buy into 9/11 ct (uh oh- am i provoking the cters?): the bushies couldn’t stop new orleans from drowning, and they still can’t get the lights on in baghdad. why would anyone think they’d be able to pull off 9/11?
i say: the mayberry machiavellians had some slick moves and some good luck, but political chicanery is not that complicated; actually accomplishing something in the real world that involves something more than mere lying and stealing, otoh? nope.
i bow to no one. not even GAHD.
why not chertoff for director of all govt agencies which serve political propaganda purposes only!?! call it the Department of Obstruction and Obfuscation in Defense from Investigation of the Executive….or DOOKIE.
Let’s just hope our NSA Monitor doesn’t pass it up the chain and get it implemented.
What shall our pet name be for the NSA agent who is assigned to monitor this site?
Do you thnk they are as exited about it as we are?
Will they have a big launch party too?
in this last year…
but i figure, somebody’s gotta do it
cuz Gonzo’s in til 9/17 and Congress’ll be back from recess at that point.
Getchyer popcorn ready.
bush,cheney,rove,gonzo….
these are not the true oligarch….
their competence is irrelevant they are not the source of the undertow…..
those that bush has called his “constituency” now those should cause all concern…
bush and company are but hand puppets……