Yesterday I was exceedingly rude to our wonderful, and btw, quite good looking in those lovely shoes, Universe!
I would like to, at this point humbly apologize to the Universe and ask it what it is drinking and could I possibly buy it a fresh one and by the way I’m very sorry, please excuse me, I will be happy to not GBCW and keep writing essays and diaries, and whenever you see fit to hook my power up and give me lights and a refrigerator and a blessed ceiling fan and even…..gasp…..air freaking conditioning I will be more than grateful and promise to never be such a sodding wanker again, thankyouverymuch!