Light Emitting Pickle here to bring you the most recent open thread. First, a few words about Pickle Pony Parties:
Please do not recommend a Pony Party when you see one. There will be another along in a few hours.
By popular demand, today’s Parties will describe how to get pickles to emit light. My 9 am slot will give details on the set-up. The 3 pm diary will then describe the electrifying process.
Okay, on to the details. You’ll need a pickle (of course!) and two ring stands and clamps (or something similar, because you need to suspend your pickle), and a variac. Make sure you have LOTS of paper towels handy. And I’d strongly recommend trying this in a well-ventilated area.
If you need to make your pickle torture device, check out these instructions. (No, I’m not Lori!)
Now you’re ready to make that pickle glow! For details, tune in at 3 pm (PDT)!
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Hellooooooo! Anyone? Bueller?
it just ferments so many images in my head.
than an unrecommended Light Emitting Pickle Pony Party
this doesn’t involve the use of glowth hormones, that it’s nice and organic like…
but they were too hard, so I gave up.
No, not really – I just wanted to be the one saying that for a change.
Ivor Cutler: