Suggested Improvements for America…

Suggested Improvements for America in No Specific Order

When it comes right down to it all we have are our thoughts:

1. American television needs to modernize and by that I mean it needs to get away from entertainment and into filling needs.  Ex: An Employment Channel – it would list jobs available in different cities, explore union issues, explain apprenticeship programs and promote job fairs.  Ex 2. The Real Estate Channel – it would list real estate real time and give quick tours of the select properties, explain the ins and outs of home ownership in various regions, explore public and private home ownership programs, etc.

1a. Mandatory Free Air Time for Candidates – the time could be used in ads, campaign infomercials, one on one discussions with other candidates, interviews etc. Each candidate is given the same amount of airtime on any stations they choose.

2. Late Night Delivery Vans for College Towns – they would sell beer, condoms, tampons, smokes and snacks.

3. State Worker Dorms – save the environment and a few lives each day in your  State Capitol.  State Workers must live in the dorms 5 days a week.  :P~

4. Republican Detainment Centers – in order to save us all from non-stop verbal abuse and pathological incompetence on a grand scale each town will convert a defunct Magnet School Campus into a republican detainment center.

5. Resort Reclamation – Resorts of all sorts do not add to the bottom line of local economies, in fact they often are a drain on local economies, push taxes higher, ruin the local ecology and increase traffic 24 hours a day 7 days a week for the area surrounding the resort.  Every year for the next 10 years every resort in America must turn over 15% of it’s properties for lower income families to live in. 

6. Disposable Socks – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, who wants to wash socks?  Time for biodegradable disposable socks America!

7. Solar Jiffy Pop – Just leave it in the sun for 3 minutes and ya got fresh popcorn minus the toxic butter flavoring.

8. America’s Walk of Shame – a sidewalk paved with the mugshots of Enron Officials, Crooked Attorney Generals, Impeached Presidents etc.  That way ya could at least stomp on ’em.

9. Drive Thru Liposuction Windows at Every McDonald’s. No explanation required.

10. Abolishment of College Fraternities – all they do is teach you how to cheat and manipulate.

11. National Picnic Day – Everyone goes to the park for a barbecue.

12. TieDye the Moon – this would effect people other than Americans but all we’d need is a giant paintball gun.

13. Gag The Hollywood “Liberals” – gags should be handed out to the following:
Jane Fonda, Alec Baldwin, George Clooney, Susan Sarandon, Martin Sheen

14. Hippy Retirement Homes – just like Chong proposed.

15. Breezeways Between City Buildings – to reduce pedestrian traffic on the street level

16. Make Dianetics Illegal – ’nuff said

17. Eliminate School Boards – instead allow department heads to act as a school board.  They know the students, the teachers and what is needed.

18. Business Incubator Zones – free rent for new businesses for 2 years, shipping areas, show rooms, conference areas, etc. Some cities have them but each town should look into doing this.

19. Local Produce Only – if a supermarket wants to do business in your town, demand that they buy only local, organic produce.  Supplementing off-season produce with other sources is fine.

20. Importer Price Controls – if a product is imported for x dollars the importer is only allowed to charge up to 2x dollars here in the states.

Ok, I’m tired, going to bed.  Add your own to the list and I’ll check them when I get up. Sex and hugs and rock-n-roll.