I really can’t say what we’ll inherit. Sure, I spent 8 years in the White House with Bill, but I wasn’t really paying attention to geopoliltics and shit. And that was a while ago, anyway. Besides, my head is full of rocks. You saw my vote on the AUMF. That Iran vote was pretty mindless, too. [Cackling noises].
You want me to project 4 years into the future? Hillary spent 8 years in the White House, and she’s coming up with goose eggs. Unlike them, I didn’t vote for this shit! So why are you asking me? Sure, I could look into my crystal ball and conjure-up a story, but we all know I’d be making shit up. I haven’t a fucking clue. I do, however, have something no one else seems to have, something pure, unadulterated by gritty facts: the AUDACITY of hope. I give you my AUDACITY!
A commitment on Iraq in my first four years? Whoa, dude! That’s a Sunday Punch! Fucking ambush me, why dontcha? Talk about out of left field. I mean, I wanted this war, but not that much. I am drawing a total blank. I can commit to that much over my first 4 years. I’m solid on that. Hell, make that an 8-year commitment.