Magnifico said:
These boots are made for walking (4.00 / 2)
Marching right over the Bill of Rights.
Someone clever could do a mash-up with Nancy Sinatra’s song and Condi Rice’s fascist fashions.
Well, I searched around for somebody clever, but I couldn’t find anyone. I decided to give it a go myself…
Condi Rice Sings!:
You keep saying your Constitution’s precious.
something you all love, but confess.
You’ve been lettin’ my boss George run roughshod
and now the paper’s not worth what it cost to press.
These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
We keep lying, when we oughta be truthin’
and you keep losin’ even though you’re right.
Your Congress is weak, and you oughta be yellin’.
But we just laugh, you don’t know how to fight.
These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep whining when you should be out there marchin’
and you keep thinkin’ that we’re just going to go away.
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and Ahmadinejad is gonna make my day.
These boots are made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
Are you ready boots? Start walkin’!
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“Thank you, thank you very much.”
Very witty, stranger.
Really nice work!
Now someone just needs to perform it and mix it into a YouTube video.
why the heck not…
maybe you can get jessica simpson to perform your version….oh, wait…nevermind…
The goateed photographer has just caught a whiff of her perfume. She’s wearing Roehm 101 and he can feel his Krafft-Ebing away….
( how do you do an umlaut on this thingy?)
running through my head.