We are shareholders of brand America

We are shareholders of brand AmericaTM. It is our brand and our reputation.

How proud we were of brand AmericaTM.  The brand name on any product we produced set it apart from all others.  We were proud of brand AmericaTM and all that it stood for.  Our products were not perfect, but they were always improving.  When a product was defective, we owned up to it and vowed to do better!  Never satisfied with the status quo, we always demanded better of ourselves and everything brand AmericaTM produced.  Most of all, we took pride in the fact that our most cherished and sought after brand AmericaTM products such as liberty, freedom of speech, voting rights, and protection of civil liberties, were available and affordable to all.

Seven years ago, brand AmericaTM was hi-jacked by a band of counterfeiters.  They have robbed the company coffers, gutted the warehouse, and sold the contents on the black market.  These interlopers refuse to provide the resources to produce quality brand AmericaTM products.  They exploit the employees and treat their customers with disdain.

To be sure, the American flag is slapped on all brand AmericaTM products.  Indeed, the products are wrapped in the American flag.  The counterfeiters still advertise “Buy American!”  They point to brand AmericaTM‘s “Glory Days” and the new management proclaims our stock is still the most sought after stock in the world.  But the reality is brand AmericaTM‘s most sought-after products are now only “genuine imitation”.  And its most infamous products are produced and showcased by slave labor in third world countries, by prisoners in Abu Ghraib, and by “enemy combatants” in Guantanamo Bay.

The new management is obsessed with the idea of “perceived quality” while having no regard for genuine quality.  Concerned, loyal, life-long employees objecting to the handling of brand AmericaTM are vilified, accused of working for the enemy, and quickly find themselves without a job.  Customers who complain that brand AmericaTM products no longer function as advertised are ridiculed, labeled traitors to the brand, and threatened with lawsuits.  Reports by consumer groups, critical of the quality and availability of brand AmericaTM products, are suppressed.  Paid marketers and consultants, posing as grateful and enthusiastic customers, flood the Sunday talk shows touting the wonders of the “new and improved” products now available from brand AmericaTM.

Too many Americans eagerly buy the counterfeit brand AmericaTM products at top dollar, proclaiming the changes to the brand are absolutely necessary in these times of uncertainty.  They are adamant that this is no time for criticism.  Criticism is un-American and will destroy the integrity of brand AmericaTM!  To them, protection of brand AmericaTM is wholly dependent on shielding it from any and all critics.  The problem is not with the new brand AmericaTM products or its new management, but with the critics.

What will be the future of our brand, America?  It is our brand and our reputation.

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  1. I hope we can again be proud of our brand AmericaTM

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    I hear, WalMart is involved with the brand launch.

  3. Didn’t it start with a hostile takeover?  And they didn’t pay their minority workers at all at first, I hear…

    • nocatz on September 19, 2007 at 04:14

    this ‘marketing over substance’ has been going on for a lonnnnnnng time. 
    Bush has just torn the wrapping off altogether.
    At least there are some ideals to lament the loss of…
    some ideals of which to lament the loss?
    some ideals the loss of which we can lament.

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