They were so excited when they first heard the news. A small colony of yeast cells learned that they had been selected to make Champagne! While they weren’t certain of all the details, they knew it was a glamorous job, much more prestigious than pedestrian work like making bread. Plus, they knew that they would be dining on sugar and they sure did love their sweets.
The big day finally came and the yeast colony was dumped into a bottle of wine loaded with sugar. The bottle was corked and carefully placed in a rack where the yeast cells could get to work. Except that it didn’t really seem like work. No, it was more like a big party–plenty to eat and ample opportunities for reproduction.
Within the closed environment of the bottle, the colony went about its ordinary daily business for days, and then weeks and months. Gradually, over the course of time, their waste products, alcohol and carbon dioxide, built up in the bottle. None of the yeast cells paid much attention to that since lots of sugar remained to be consumed.
Nevertheless, there came a time when some of the yeast began to die off, mostly weaker and younger cells. The stronger cells partied on until the concentration of alcohol and carbon dioxide in their environment became too great and large numbers of yeast cells began to succumb to the toxic waste.
Eventually, the colony was wiped out, but they had given their all in creating a fine bottle of Champagne.
Now let there be no suspicion that any of the yeast cells did anything wrong in living and dying as they did. Each cell did what yeast does-they consumed, they excreted, and they reproduced. There were no large corporations formed by the cells to consume even more even faster, creating even more toxic waste. There were no political cells which could have asked the nonexistent scientific cells to do some sort of investigation and maybe recommend a course of action to reverse course. No faction of the colony rose up in protest against the tremendous buildup of waste.
No, the unreasoning yeast cells simply consumed, excreted, reproduced, and died.
Crossposted at the Big Orange