This Week With AnpanMan For President

Welcome to this week with Anpanman the front runner in the race to be the next President of the United States.

Anpanman is leading in the polls do to his superior intellect which he achieved by having a perfectly round head. Having been trapped there by centrifugal force and what a force it is. He can fly. Can your candidate? I think not. Does your candidates name come from the Spanish for bread of course not because your candidate has a real name. Whatever that may be. Did Anpanman vote against creating slided bread before he decided he was for it? How should I know he’s a Japanese anime character.

Has Anpanman  created controversy? Yes. When he accused Doraemon of being a blue robot cat without ears

Which, while completely true Anpanman was just playing to his wilded eyed base of blue cats with no ears haters.

If Anpanman becomes President of the United States what will he do for you the voting public?

Anime for all. Whether you want it or not

Sliced bread in all shapes and sizes

He will flip and flop with the best of them

Joining the Joe Lieberman party of one is out

Bill O’Reilly will be Secretary of Culture Wars  After all we have to   stop those attacks on Valentines Day

Anpanman will only get his news from his ardent supporters: Because it

will make him and you feel good

For those of you who are not supporters all anti-Anpanman comments will be Troll Rated for your own benefit. So ha ha ha

All supporters comments will of course be given 4’s

Anpanman for President because anyone else is just to real.