(bwahahahahahahahahaha…. – promoted by pfiore8)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ‘stiff drink’ . Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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i agree so completely. this is just great.
Mycoxafloppin
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
fucking priceless Edger.
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Very funny Edger!
moar funny pictures
thanks for the laughs, Edger.
Have you seen the Robin Williams Viagra clip?
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You people are way too much fun. You’re all insane, you know that?
Nice to meet you!
Old women with perky breasts? You have a problem with that?
I’m almost 60. I started growing my breasts when I was 44, which would make them the equivalent of 16 years post puberty…which I think means they would be those of someone 28 or 29.
Thbbbt. 8-P
I am under the impression that the market for V is really the twenty to thirty party crowd…..
might give a whole new meaning to the pepsi generation…..
can you adjust the pic/text?
…on all of the above. Thanks for the laughs. I’m a Docudharma Ditto Head.
as one of those elderly I am sure I could still find some use for a popsicle on a stick!
I hope you don’t mind if we all pass this along?
to a tornado warning and this! Almost spit my coffee out on my lap.
I do find it challenging to believe the elderly will forget what to do with boobs and erections, they just might forget who they did it with. Which honestly, in my 20’s wouldn’t have been such a bad syndrome.
Now I can’t stop laughing. And your mother sent this to you?? What a gal!!
A man was in a long line at Walmart.
As he got to the register he realized
he had forgotten to get condoms, so
he asked the checkout girl if she could
have some brought up to the register.
She asked, ‘What size condoms?’ The customer replied that he didn’t
know. She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed
hold of him and called over the intercom,
‘One box of large condoms, Register 5.’
The next! man in line thought this was
interesting, and like most of us, was up
for a cheap thrill.
When he got up to the register, he
told the checker that he too had
forgotten to get condoms, and asked
if she could have some brought to the
register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated
that he didn’t know. She asked him to
drop his pants. He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up
the intercom and said, ‘One box of
medium-sized condoms, Register 5.’
A few customers back was this teenage
boy. He thought what he had seen was
way too cool. He had never had any type
of sexual contact with a live female, so
he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told the
checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said
he didn’t know.? She asked him to drop
his pants and he did. She reached over
the counter, gave ! him a q uick squeeze,
then picked up the intercom and said…
(gotta love this one……………….)
‘Cleanup, Register 5’