Pony Party: Tom Cruise are Serious Cat

h/t ICanHasCheezburger

Question: What do you get when you mix the infamous Serious Cat

with batshit crazy Scientologist Tom Cruise?  



(warning:  9 minutes long. view at your own barf/hairball threshold)

Answer:  Tom Cat – Unmasked

Bonus video: Clinton & Cruise on the Campaign Trail

Pony Party is an Open Thread.  Don’t recommend the PP!

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    • pfiore8 on January 30, 2008 at 18:12

    mind-blowingly hysterical

    laughing

    yet i realize it’s insane

    how is it possible that someone is a better actor than human being… he should only talk if he’s delivering lines from a script… are you kidding me?????

    he doesn’t want to mince words? holy smokin moly

    and the cat talking head… i almost peed my pantz

    great. i’d rec this pony but i might get put in the corner or worse.

    so, in my heart: a hundred thousand recs OTB…

    • pfiore8 on January 30, 2008 at 18:12

    unbelievable.

  1. that Tom Cruise has shared his knowledge with.  How come I don’t know what that knowledge is/was?  Is it a secret knowing exactly what it was that he gave me?  If so how come that’s a secret but the knowledge that he shared with me wasn’t a secret whatever that knowledge was?  Oh, I’m so fucked here……I’m just lost.  I wish that I could feel as enthusiastic about housework today though as Tom is enthusiastic about whatever the hell he’s that enthusiastic about.  I have one beef with him though.  He says that he can’t pass a car wreck without helping and he says that scientology can unite cultures sooooooo, there’s a big fucking culture wreck in Iraq and why is Tom sitting on his arse in Hollywood.  WTF Tom?!

  2. is now open in beta form here.  Corporal Klinger would like to remind everyone that his pantyhose are not meant for straining soup…that is all.

  3. Ek’s news is about a mile long.  Florida woke up and the economy is in the toilet and they noticed.  I think I’m susupending myself for the rest of the day 😉  Laundry calls.

  4. … management in the Mass Media brownout strategy, feel free to rec up my (extended) dKos diary as an act of protest.

    … on the other hand, if anyone wants to applaud the role of the dKos, feel free to do so by rec’ing up my (extended) dKos diary …



    Burning the Midnight Oil for John Edwards and the New Progressive Populist Movement

  5. have to say about this?

  6. Does Tom Cruise think he is the messiah? I am proud to say I always thought he was creepy,  before the “long jump on the couch” and his successful brain washing of that young actress who married him.

    • Temmoku on January 31, 2008 at 00:30

    but Tom cat said it best : “I like to go romp and play!!!!”

    • CJB on January 31, 2008 at 01:15

    I watched that earlier today.  He manages to say NOTHING in that entire time.  How did that cute boy skidding around the corner in his tighty whiteys turn into such an steaming suitful ‘o’ crazy?

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