You know what’s missing on the Intertubes? (well, if you read my title the cat is already out of the bag)
Haiku written for the right wing!
For some inexplicable reason the right has not yet embraced this literary form. Maybe that’s because right-wingers can’t use the left half of their brains. Or is it the right half? OK, they generally don’t use either half. So being a generous soul, I’m offering some haiku written from a right-wing perspective to get them started.
The surge is working
we must remain in Iraq
repeat until duped
…
“Democrat Party”
Karl Rove had to drop the “ic”
to fit in haiku
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We worship Reagan
waiting for his successor
McCain? not so much
…
The words of Jesus
made clear in the holy scripture:
No stem cell research!
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Mexico invades
they mow our lawns for a song
not sung in English
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Shakespeare was a hack!
Limbaugh is our modern bard
Dittoheads rejoice!
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The left taxes us
taking our trust fund money
Viagra ain’t cheap
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Brave Republicans
protecting us with torture
Justified? Who cares?
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where is your flag pin?
do you hate America?
must be a hippie
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Fox News programming:
hosts yell louder than their guests
to avoid bias
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McCain leads his flock
deep into the Bush pasture
watch out for cowpies
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Damn! ideas gone
hard to write right wing haiku
devoid of substance
…
Please feel free to contribute your own ideas.
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Like this diary?
gratuities are welcome
or flame my satire
demopublic memes
lead parties to the center
and cycles repeat
—
new captains, old guards
trick the toy soldiers with plans
of gates not crashed
—
new kitchen sink math
installs primary numbers
divides by zero
—-
hope and change must yield
to queens of royal bloodlines
when it is her time
tax rebate for you
spend more so we can grow rich
enjoy your new debt
Lefty pinkos want
to destroy our way of life,
Socialism! AAAAAHHHHH!
Author
in my dKos thread about writing a right-wing haiku:
so I offered this advice:
Even the highest
ku, is no excuse to do
what I did just do
…
how much wood could a
woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck
would dare Chuck Norris?
…
Okay, I’ll stop now…
🙂
Pennsylvania republican
McCain assured
votes Hillary
—-
Ferraro unbound
resigned but unfired
justice denied