A Retrospective of the Bush Presidency in Haiku

did Bush “beat” Al Gore?

or did Jeb fudge the numbers?

Florida screwed us

Bush must stay healthy

or we go from bad to worse:

President Cheney

Bin Laden still free

while we flounder in Iraq

that’s Bush-league justice

the Katrina storm

was too much for Brownie

heck of a job?  pffffft!

Cheney went hunting

and shot his friend in the face

that’s how he treats friends

a pretzel did more

to threaten the President

than Dems in Congress

the war on terror

brought us the shame of Gitmo

“bad guys” on both sides

Bush reelected?

how could it be possible?

shit-for-brains voters

remember a time

we deserved to be admired;

now? a laughingstock

Secretary Rice

jets around the world for Bush

peddling his bullshit

Bush a budget hawk?

deficit skyrocketed

fuck you, taxpayers!

the war in Iraq

costs more money than God makes

fuck you, taxpayers!

no mortgage relief

and yet we bail out Bear Stearns

fuck you, taxpayers!

mid-term elections

brought the firing of Rumsfeld

too little, too late

Rumsfeld legacy:

incompetent, no morals;

a total douchebag

Does Bush have a clue?

the economy is “strong”?

gas ain’t cheap, asshole!

the next move by Bush?

bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran

thank McCain for that

when Bush leaves office

he will get a library

will he read a book?