Got leftover Peeps from Easter? A bit tough to the touch? Your
Peeps got you thinking about hockey? Or perhaps you need a trip to the dentist?
Are you starting to feel animosity toward your Peeps?
Well, perhaps rather than eat your Peeps, you can donate them to a wonderful cause: scientific research.
That’s right! From solubility studies to ultra-high vacuum, Peeps Research is here for you.
Hope y’all have fun torturing your Peeps! Just don’t EVER think of doing the same with Pickles!
As usual, I have a conflict at 3… I’ll pop into the jar later this afternoon.