John McCain’s Secret Medical Records Revealed

After more than a year of stalling, John McCain is finally making his medical records public. However, the process by which he is releasing the data suggests that he hopes it doesn’t become too public. His campaign chose the Friday prior to the three day Memorial Day weekend for the document dump. Even worse, they are restricting access to the records to a three hour period wherein the reporters may take notes, but will not be allowed to take photos or make copies. That’s three hours to read and analyze 400 complex medical documents.

However, News Corpse has acquired some of the classified records that McCain hoped would remain secret. Here is an exclusive document leaked from McCain’s medical team:

The “straight-talker” also restricted access to two newspapers, two wire services, and the national TV news networks. Prominent news organizations like the New York Times, Newsweek, the Wall Street Journal, etc., were not invited. Neither were smaller players like McClatchy, weekly newspapers, alternative press, or anyone from the Internet.

This is not the first time McCain sought to control the release of his medical records. From The New York Times – December 6, 1999.

“Nevertheless, the picture is incomplete because The New York Times was not allowed to read the records until today and has not yet completed its review.

The campaign did not allow any pages to be photocopied. The McCain campaign selectively allowed some news organizations to examine the records before others.”

After the New York Times complained about the limited access, a petulant McCain spokesman reduced freedom of the press to a triviality, telling Fox News:

“It is unfortunate that The New York Times has decided to throw what is the equivalent of a temper tantrum over the fact that they were not part of the print pool.”

Following the release, McCain’s campaign declared that the records proved that he was in good health and fit for office. The evidence here may contradict that assessment by exposing McCain’s mental obsessions and deficiencies. His campaign manager, Rick Davis said of McCain that, “He defies all the rules of aging.” If he is referring to the accumulation of wisdom, reason, and judgment that accompanies maturity, I’m inclined to agree.

And anyone who objects to the raising of McCain’s age needs to realize that it is McCain himself who is making it an issue. He frequently refers to himself being “as old as dirt with more scars than Frankenstein.” He joked about it on Saturday Live. He even ruled himself out of a 2008 campaign back in 2000:

“…by 2008, I think I might be ready to go down to the old soldiers home…”

Are you ready yet, Senator?

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  1. …looks malignant to me.

  2. “Did they find anything stuck in his throat?”

    Bush`s dick.

    I don`t think I should post the X-ray of that, though.

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    Please remove this if it is not Bush & mcCannus.

    If it`s cheney, then I just give up. I can`t follow the political whack jobs anymore.  

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