morning-in-america: meet shit storm

Just had to react to this.

Another book. Another inside look at the Bush administration. Another portrait of the organized crime ring running the White House and the country. This time the story, What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception, appears to have been written by former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan.

I use the word appears in attributing authorship to McClellan because, in fact, McClellan may have been hijacked. By aliens. The left. Or, even worse, the fucking facts may have contaminated his version of the truth.

From George W. Bush via current White House Press Secretary Dana Perino…

“He [Bush] is puzzled, and he doesn’t recognize this as the Scott McClellan that he hired and confided in and worked with for so many years.”  

Ari Fleischer, Bush’s press secretary before McClellan, is also confounded and suspicious

“That’s one of the reasons this book comes as such a shock,” Fleischer said. “It comes from the last person that anyone would have thought would have said these things or written these things. . . . All you can do is scratch your head when you see how far he’s turned.”

And Karl Rove. Karl. Rove. You have to love his take on this…

“This doesn’t sound like Scott. Sounds like somebody else. Sounds like a left wing blogger. . . but this doesn’t sound like Scott.”

What is troubling are these quotes…

Dan Bartlett, Former White House counselor, said it was “misguided for him [McClellan] to make these kind of broad accusations and draw these big conclusions about the president.” Because, it seems, this puts our author in danger of “dancing on his political grave.” So says Trent Duffy, a McClellan WH deputy. “Here’s a man who owes his whole career to George W. Bush, and here he’s stabbing him in the back and no one knows why,” said Duffy.



So maybe you’re like me… stuttering, spitting, and screaming as old wounds feel brand-spanking-new. But let’s get a few things straight.

First, Mr. Duffy. McClellan doesn’t owe George Bush one. fucking. thing. McClellan is accountable to the facts, the American people, and his country.

Second, it is kinda funny to have BushCo try to do to Scott McClellan what they did to John Kerry, John McCain, and Max Cleland. Kinda like the inverted or reverse or inside out universe. Like how Healthy Forests means cut down all the trees and Clean Skies means deregulate any and all processes and industries that send crap into our atmosphere. Like how mushroom cloud really meant the haze after eating a couple. Ha! And No Child Left Behind is code for destroying public education; supporting our troops translates to hiring mercenaries at $650 to $1000 per day.

Like how the facts are lies and how lies have ascended to truth. Like how right-to-life means the one percenters right to the lush life.

Who owns this story? Who will prevail in the this narrative? Cause these venal creatures are inventing a new level of lying. As, in front of our very eyes, they are attempting to steal Scott McClelland’s identity and accuse him of being someone else.

Yeah. So how do we counter the politicians running our country? I’m pretty sure Americans have gotten the story. They just don’t know what to do about it. Or with the facts. How do we lay out a strategy to regain control of our government? not to mention our lives and our freedom…

that’s a 30. back to packing.

but what the fucking fuck