Some days I feel like I’m living in Bizarro World. I’m reading the news from the usual sources, and I come across this beaut from ajc.com, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
“John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross,” Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. “He never denounced God, either.”
John McCain is like Jesus? Really? uh… in what way?
Let’s see here.
Jesus on peace and war: blessed are the peacemakers.
John on peace and war: bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.
Jesus on marriage: May they be brought to complete unity to let the world know that you sent me and have loved them even as you have loved me.
John on marriage: At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.
Jesus on sacrifice: go, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, follow me.
John on sacrifice: Since the beginning of their marriage, Senator McCain and Mrs. McCain have always maintained separate finances. As required by federal law and Senate rules, Mrs. McCain has released significant and extensive financial information through Senate and Presidential disclosure forms. In the interest of protecting the privacy of her children, Mrs. McCain will not be releasing her personal tax returns.
Jesus on respect: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
John on respect: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Janet Reno is her father.
You get the idea. Feel free to add your own observations. Add your own spiritual advisor, deity, or scientific principle in comparison to the Maverick. Have some fun. Otherwise, in Bizarro World, we’ll all go mad and O.D. on Woolite.