Paydirt! McCain Forced to Whine, “I’m *not* Bush III”

 This is what I’ve been looking for:  “In Speech McCain Denies he’s Bush III”.

“You will hear from my opponent’s campaign in every speech, every interview, every press release that I’m running for President Bush’s third term,” McCain plans to say. “You will hear every policy of the President described as the Bush-McCain policy.

Yup.  You can, indeed, count on that Senator McPander to Bush.

This is WONDERFUL NEWS.  Now we’ve got ‘im where we want ‘im:  McVerbTense says:  “I’m not Bush’s third term!”  To which the Democratic Party, its nominee, the progressive blogosphere and anyone who doesn’t want to see more insanity in the White House respond:  “Yes, you are!”

And, what’s McKeatingFive say?  “No, I’m not!”  

To which we respond, “Well, actually, yes you are!”

And, from there, it’s just turtles all the way down.

Forcing McHuggyBush to get into a circular argument-cum-whine about the degree to which he’s a shameless suck-up to the Worst President Ever is an argument that we can, and should, take all the way to November.  “Bush’s Third Term” needs to be repeated ad infinitum for the next 4 months.  Keep this in mind.

Mu . . .

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    • Mu on June 4, 2008 at 01:59
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    this is the BEST your party had to offer American in 2000 and 2004!  This is the guy you campaigned for and hugged-on and played Birthday Patty-cake with while New Orleans drowned . . . This is your buddy, your REPUBLICAN LEADER.  

    Sorry, but Bush is your anchor, that you are more than welcome to allow drag you down to the depths of defeat in November.  So stop tryin’ to renounce him.  Bush’s yo’ daddy!

    Mu . . .

    • Mu on June 4, 2008 at 02:11
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    And, to those Republicans who approve of President Living-Breathing-Disaster-Area, isn’t McVerbTense now just givin’ them the finger???  Well?  Isn’t he?

    Mu . . .

  1. maybe the Maverick could get Scott McClellan to campaign with him. 😉

    McCain’s attempts to suck up to the far right during the primaries must not be forgotten when trying to separate himself from Bush:

    making the tax cuts permanent, opposing his own immigration plan, getting the Reverend Hagee endorsement — all to pander to Bush’s voters.  You picked your poison, Senator.      

  2. I love their headline Frighteningly Sad

    • Edger on June 4, 2008 at 12:40

    Not even McCain.

    Historical Bush Approval Ratings

    • Mu on June 4, 2008 at 14:06
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    Like, uh, eviscerating our military by invading Iraq?

    Like growing the gap between rich and poor by heaping tax breaks on those who need them the least?

    Like embracing Big Oil at the expense of a Manhattan Project-type investment into alternative fuels and renewable energy?

    Like NCLB?

    Like hiring fools, kooks and sycophants to people the President’s cabinet?

    Like those “failed ideas of the past”???

    Mu . . .

     

  3. McHuggyBush

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