The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating……and you finish off as an orgasm.
~George Carlin
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Best show ever
out in force tonight. After the day I had I needed a laugh. At least we got a bit of rain, more than raindrops you can stand in your yard and count that is.
Have you noticed that we’re now blogging 20 minutes into the
future??? If this keeps up we just might be able to make it
24 hours into the future ;-}
why that’s happening. When did you first notice the time shift? There was a server problem yesterday. I wonder if that had anything to do with it. It’s either that or a worm hole!