GAMES GONE WILD!
The creators of the PC-based game Married Women Harem: This is the Married Women Paradise Inn have been using a set of fake boobs to draw customers. The game display at a shop in Akihabara features a cardboard cutout of a woman in sexy lingerie with large silicone-filled breasts and a sign that reads, “Squeeze all you want.”
In another diversion that allows players to put the squeeze on, a Japanese arcade game called Sub Marine Catcher lets people try to catch live lobsters in a tank with an electric claw.
The Japan Toy Association gave out its first Japan Toy Awards, and the Trendy Award went to Bandai’s green pea pod, otherwise known as a synthetic edamame, that can be “squeezed repeatedly.”
Ryozo Kato, a 66-year-old former ambassador to the United States and a big baseball fan, was approved by club owners to become the next commissioner of Nippon Professional Baseball.
After much debate, the Japan Swimming Federation wisely agreed to let Japan’s swimmers use the new Speedo LZR Racer swimsuit at the Beijing Olympics, despite an existing contractual agreement to use Japanese-produced suits. The move came after dozens of world records fell to Speedo-clad swimmers.
ODDS AND ENDS
Puzzled authorities discovered the body of a headless cat at a high school in Yamaguchi Prefecture.
A 12-year-old boy died when he fell through a skylight following a rooftop math class at a Tokyo elementary school.
A manta ray was born at an Okinawa aquarium, making it just the second ray ever born in captivity. The first was born to the same set of parents last year, but the youngster died when its father chased it into the wall of the tank. Thanks, dad!
A 47-year-old man was put to death in Oklahoma by lethal injection for killing a Japanese exchange student with a firebomb 13 years ago. Terry Lyn Short threw a Molotov cocktail into his ex-girlfriend’s apartment in 1995, and the ensuing blaze killed 22-year-old Ken Yamamoto, who lived one floor above her.
The Japanese government has vowed to provide nearly $3 million to Cambodia for the UN-backed trial of Khmer Rouge leaders, according to the Japanese Embassy in Phnom Penh.
At the Group of Eight finance ministers’ meeting in Osaka, Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda announced that Japan would donate up to $1.2 billion (about ¥129 billion) for two multilateral climate-change funds it plans to launch with the US and Britain.
On that note, an Environment Ministry report claimed that global warming has already damaged agricultural production, the coastal environment and public health across Japan, and will pose an even greater threat from 2020 to 2030. Well, that’s something to look forward to, I guess.
The Hokkaido Agricultural Research Center has started growing multicolored potatoes, which come in red, purple and yellow and are supposed to be healthier as well.