In February, 1899, Rudyard Kipling, poet laureate of British imperialism, published in McClure’s Magazine a poem for an American audience. In it, Kipling hailed the brash new imperialists on the block, congratulated us on our recent conquests, and – even as the sun was setting on Victoria’s Age – let would-be 20th-century colonialists know what was in store for those who chose to meet their racial obligations by lifting the unfortunate brown folk out of the mire.
Well, Ruddy, you’ll be pleased to know that we’ve finally taken your advice and shouldered the burden. Join me, if you will, in the Cave of the Moonbat, where tonight your resident historiorantologist marks his return from life-duties-related exile with a recitation of this old chestnut – and a hearty round of thanks to Mr. Kipling. After all, without The White Man’s Burden to guide us, we might never have seen any of this coming…
ek, my sincerest apologies for dropping off the planet last week – my mom passed away, which necessitated me traveling to a part of the country where answering machines are considered hi-tech. I wouldn’t have been much good at the blogging thing anyway, but I was a slug for not finding a way of letting you know I was out of commission. Please accept this bit of OPOL knock-offism (right down to the “Peace!” at the end) as a token of my self-flagellation.
(Iraq aside, has any invader ever prevailed in Afghanistan?)
Today at our weekly courthouse square peace vigil, a local yahoo was so distressed by our presence and our signs that he drove around the square a couple times just to engage some of us at different corners. He young, poor and red neck thinks we are doing great things in Iraq.
For the first time in years of this vigil, I verbally engaged. I said “Don’t you know what we’re doing to the Iraqi people?” He said “Yeah, we’re helping them.” We answered that we had destroyed their country, that tens of thousands of Iraqis had been killed and millions displaced from their homes. He said ” Yeah, but how many were killed in 9/11?” And he drove off before we could respond.
So ignorant, after almost five and a half years. A serf to the empire.
It looks like we’re bound to continue to repeat past mistakes of the arrogant, in our empire building.
The quote about Bush’s legacy and the DC gun decision is just too much!
Of course, the liberal justifications for imperialism remain critical today in terms of facilitating imperialist wars abroad. The so-called ‘cruise-missile liberals’ who promoted “humanitarian intervention” to justify the imperial invasion and subjugation of Iraq were hardly original – the rhetoric they used has a long pedigree, starting with liberal apologists for colonialism who used arguments often along the lines of the “White Man’s Burden” presented above. For example:
“So far as the underlying spirit of Imperialism is a frank acceptance of national duty exercised beyond the nation’s political frontiers, so far as it is a claim that a righteous nation is by its nature restless to embark upon crusades of righteousness wherever the world appeals for help, the spirit of Imperialism cannot be condemned. Morality is universal … I want to make it clear that however successful designing men may be in prostituting the high purposes of the nations to their own ends, or however imperfectly the nations themselves interpret their ideals in their political policies, the compulsion to expand and to assume world responsibility is worthy at its origin.” (J Ramsay MacDonald, ‘The Propaganda of Civilization’, 1901, quoted in Bernard Porter, Critics of Empire, 1968, pp 185-6)
Via. For those interested, Richard Seymour has just published a book discussing these issues entitled ‘The Liberal Defence of Murder‘, which looks to be excellent.
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ek, my sincerest apologies for dropping off the planet last week – my mom passed away, which necessitated me traveling to a part of the country where answering machines are considered hi-tech. I wouldn’t have been much good at the blogging thing anyway, but I was a slug for not finding a way of letting you know I was out of commission. Please accept this bit of OPOL knock-offism (right down to the “Peace!” at the end) as a token of my self-flagellation.
& so very very sorry ’bout your mom
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(Iraq aside, has any invader ever prevailed in Afghanistan?)
Today at our weekly courthouse square peace vigil, a local yahoo was so distressed by our presence and our signs that he drove around the square a couple times just to engage some of us at different corners. He young, poor and red neck thinks we are doing great things in Iraq.
For the first time in years of this vigil, I verbally engaged. I said “Don’t you know what we’re doing to the Iraqi people?” He said “Yeah, we’re helping them.” We answered that we had destroyed their country, that tens of thousands of Iraqis had been killed and millions displaced from their homes. He said ” Yeah, but how many were killed in 9/11?” And he drove off before we could respond.
So ignorant, after almost five and a half years. A serf to the empire.
It looks like we’re bound to continue to repeat past mistakes of the arrogant, in our empire building.
The quote about Bush’s legacy and the DC gun decision is just too much!
I’m going to leave it up all night.
Good luck on dK, no <span.
Thanks for this.
Thank you for your hard work UM.
Of course, the liberal justifications for imperialism remain critical today in terms of facilitating imperialist wars abroad. The so-called ‘cruise-missile liberals’ who promoted “humanitarian intervention” to justify the imperial invasion and subjugation of Iraq were hardly original – the rhetoric they used has a long pedigree, starting with liberal apologists for colonialism who used arguments often along the lines of the “White Man’s Burden” presented above. For example:
Via. For those interested, Richard Seymour has just published a book discussing these issues entitled ‘The Liberal Defence of Murder‘, which looks to be excellent.
that maybe we would have learned something about empire since 1899, but alas…
Forgive us yet,
Lest we forget,
Lest we forget.