Exit Procedures

In an effort to ease the pain of the colleagues I leave behind I tried to save data and programs needed for the to carry on.  The compliance pricks however have pre-emptively made that impossible with their Seigheilbizassholianism.  Apparently “according to Sarbanes-Oxley” my hard drives have to be physically removed and wisked away to Cheney’s secure location(oh shit!).  The Americans are “just following orders” like as the Nazis did.  Several points of these insane company departure procedures written by idiots will turn out to be massively destructive to the company, the company’s bottom line but does have that added benefit of de-constructing a barely funcioning American enterprise to save jobs in the German parent company.

Currently restoring an older computer to converse with you fine people after the Gestapo takes this dual core laptop.  An install of Winblows eXtraPathetic pisses me off to no end with it’s inane insistence of doing shit with a computer that no rational human should do.  Things like putting your real name into “it” or having “it” “remember” your passwords.  Enter your name, BiteMe.

Do you want to “register” with MicroSatan, never.  And activate my ass you anal globally oriented Sith Lord.

Seriously should have done Linux or Unbuntu but years upon years of stuff has come out of Microshit and I don’t have the time to screw around with and aging hard drive from the old dead motherboard machine.

I did find a paper from 2004 about the enhanced data mining capacity of XP and Longhorn, concepts like “Trusted Computing”.  Trusted computing actually transfers ownership of YOUR computer over to the “VENDORS” of “your?” software.

The second evolution of this most Satanic concept of course will be, get the catchy biz buzzword,”software as a service”.  Great billed by the minute for powerpoint?  WTF?

http://www.edwardtufte.com/tuf…

http://www.google.com/search?h…

Seig Heil.  Not only do they charge for minutes they can easily mine your data too!  Yeah it’s totally “secure”, “trust us”.

Oh and the financial “crisis”?  The first influential guy who stands up in front of the news cameras and says “Well this is what was discussed in Chantilly Virginia this June”, he is the one that gets my confidence.

http://cryptome.info/bilderber…

A severance check sans bank to cash it.  Seriously this “post 911 world”, our Reichstag Fire(911) and the resulting marketing campaign to sell corporate fascism will surely lead to the American holocaust.  With my boss gone new Russian friends have been emerging.  They found it interesting and unusual talking to an awake American.  Old country, new country, same thing.

Potemkin Nation.

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  1. to stifle American productivity check out OFCCP, yet another bloated agency of useless regulation, direct data mining and building the infrastructure for a “no work” list.  Ask my former Russian boss about work blacklisting.

  2. … the post 9/11 zeitgeist with this:

    A severance check sans bank to cash it.

    Thanks for keeping us updated … a lot of what you are writing resonates strongly with me as I have observed the same kind of “Seigheilbizassholianism” in the workplace over the years myself.  

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