It is with great pride and feelings of intense sentimentally robust patriotic fervor that I call for all loyal citizens to acclaim the achievements of our U.S. Senate. Without their stout defense of the banking and credit service industries our unprecedented economic recovery cycle about to begin would be in danger of faltering under the attacks of the recidivist lackeys that cling to outmoded theories.
The far-seeing cadres acclaiming the U.S. Senate are not fooled by the blathering traitors who claim to represent “The People”. It is of course expected and no doubt necessary that the Senators require no less than full reward for their labors, suitable to their vast personal wealth and complementary to their immunity from prosecution. How excellent in foresight were the Framers of our U.S. Constitution, and how flexible and creative our U.S. Senate in interpreting this historical legacy so that their wisdom shone in passing a bill before the U.S. House of Representatives had done so! Not limited by law or custom our intrepid Senators blazed a fiery path across the financial firmament, guaranteeing their lobbyist contributions for ages to come while securing the hard-earned billions of our bold Business Leadership in Wall Street. Truly we can marvel at the sagacity and sheer endurance of their quest for riches and luxuries under such strains as have been precipitated by the crafty and vile homeowners who have forsaken their mortgage obligations.
And so we must all hail the glorious bailout success evening and register our dismay at the critics of this noble Senatorial undertaking to rescue all that they hold dear: their flatulent and corpulent asses that crush the backs of the working poor.
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NOT A PENNY.
We who are about to go broke salute you!
that the collaborationist Senators have done us a favor. Should the bailout go through the House, and I hope it doesn’t, it sets up the possibility of social upheaval on a scale that could make the 60’s and 70’s look like recess. I think that the bailout, if passed, will be able to be linked to our militarism (the need for ever expanding markets to plunder and wage slaves to outsource to). It gives the chance to finally breech the mindset of those who have gone along because they think ‘that’s the way the world works.’
Not one centavo. Not one penny. Not one cent.
And as I said before, I wasn’t even invited to the party, so why do I have to pay the tab? And why did the partiers have to eat and drink so much and destroy the place so completely?