While we drown in debate I’d like to remind you of the implosion of the Republican Party.
Trading opens today at 9:30 am (et) (Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding) after a loss of 733.08 points, the second-worst single-day point loss by the Dow in history.
So to remind us how we’ve gotten where we’re at…
Bail Out Boost! | 9/26 | Friday | +121.07 | 11,143.13 |
Wall St. snit fit. | 9/29 | Monday | -777.68 | 10,365.45 |
Bow to my Bartiromoness. | 9/30 | Tuesday | +485.21 | 10,850.66 |
Down, down, down. | 10/1 | Wednesday | -19.59 | 10,831.07 |
10/2 | Thursday | -348.22 | 10,482.85 | |
10/3 | Friday | -157.47 | 10,325.38 | |
10/6 | Monday | -369.88 | 9,955.50 | |
10/7 | Tuesday | -508.39 | 9,447.11 | |
10/8 | Wednesday | -189.01 | 9,258.10 | |
10/9 | Thursday | -678.91 | 8,579.19 | |
10/10 | Friday | -128.00 | 8,451.19 | |
Big G7, G20 Summit. | 10/13 | Monday | +936.42 | 9387.61 |
Oops. | 10/14 | Tuesday | -76.62 | 9310.99 |
10/15 | Wednesday | -733.08 | 8577.91 |
But remember, the market drop is because the Democrats forced stupid loans to brown people and I’m afraid the most (shudder) “LIBERAL” one will be President and Filibuster Proof Democratic Socialism reign so it’s all good for McDone.
We’re DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
WHEEEEEEEEE!