So, I’ve just gotten a breathless email about a month old PBS polls as to whether or not Sarah Palin is qualified to be Vice President and I need everyone on this blog to stop whatever work they’re doing to win the fall campaign and vote, because we all know that the winner of the PBS Sarah Palin poll on qualifications wins 137 Electoral Votes in the Presidential Election as evidenced by the map (right)!
Also, its is a well known fact that the winner of the “Is Sarah Palin Qualified To Be Vice President Poll has won the last 15 elections, starting with when Sarah Palin was deemed more qualified than Charles A. Towne paving the way for William Taft to defeat Williams Jenning Bryan in 1908!
I know none of you have ever heard of this poll before, but DEAR LORD, please, please! There is NOTHING more productive you can do — not raising money or canvassing or volunteering in a campaign office — then spend your time voting in the all-meaningful online polls as evidenced by the fact that John McCain won Drudge’s first Presidential snap poll 69% to 29%, which is why he and Sarah Palin are CRUISING TO THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!
I know these things are NOT A WASTE OF TIME, because if they were WHY WOULD SOMEONE WRITE IT DOWN IN AN EMAIL AND SEND IT TO ALL THEIR FRIEND?!?!
E-mail is SACRED, which is why Bill Gates made the announcement that he would give $1000 to everyone who forwards this blog to thirty people IN AN EMAIL!
And I don’t just mean PLEASE, but I mean PLEASE!!! and even PLEASE!!!!!!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go to the link right HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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All the wonderful hockey moms and joe six-packs here at Docudharma need to show their support for McCain-Palin right now by voting in this poll!!!
With your help we’re gonna bypass the liberal media, and take our message right to all those regular folks who don’t marry their own kind and live in fear of witches.
if everybody votes for Palin and no one votes for Obama she will win. CNN had a funny map which all turned red in the blink of an eye, starting with Pennsylvania. It was back when they were predicting that all the Hilary votes would go to McCain.
The latest media insanity is the BRADLY EFFECT is going to make Obama lose. My husband who does polls gets livid every time they use this term as he says it never happened. Apparently the Bradly internal pols were heavily weighted Democratic and Hugh Shwartz? the pollster for Bradly went on TV early and announced Bradly won. The Field poll also had screwy data too. So the Bradly Effect was born from faulty polling.