(noon. – promoted by ek hornbeck)
…at the direction of unrepentant terrorist Bill Acorn, Buddhist Democratic candidate Barack O’Leary, who is not eligible to run for President on account of the fact that his birth certificate says he was born in Europe, instructed a voter registration group known as Filbert to conspire with the Iraqi government to give risky loans to black people, which has caused the nihilistic practice of the U.S. government bailing out Walmart, which is especially bad when you consider the fact that Tony Rezko, who is currently in prison for letting gay men and women get married in Kenya, is trying to force them to unionize, a practice that maverick Sarah Palin said “No, thank you” to as mayor of Alabama when she wasn’t steadfastly monitoring whether or not Vladimir Preston was or was not rearing his head out from Mexico, which we need to build a wall around, because the mostest importantest thing to the U.S. Americans is who is going to pick our orange juice for $50 an hour, which we can’t do on account of the fact that Raila Odinga wants to tax not just the RICH, but the Sexual Education Class for kindergartners, which is why YOU MUST VOTE for What’s-His-Name, who ABSOULTELY AND COMPLETELY has a plan to catch Harry Pelosi, and whom Republicans only nominated because the rest of their candidates were total ball-sacks.
And THIS is the cogent closing argument Republicans are sure will get America to WAKE THE FUCK UP?
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…that has made any sense to me!
THAT close, Chief!
and embrace as fact that reptile aliens who can shapeshift into human form have long ruled the universe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R…
Or then again you could embrace Obama as Zebignew Bresinski’s personal manchurian candidate in advancing the cause of globalism. Both of them come off as religious cult leaders to me and personally I don’t know which if any of the above will keep the supermarkets open past December.
Yes it is demented isn’t it. Are the cellphones lowering all of our IQs?
It’s been a long time coming! I mean, it took your really importantest essay to REALLY, REALLY get it straight. My eternal gratitude to you!
than over at that other site?
Liked it both times….
…relating current (at the time)events to GLBT issues. I’ll have my copyright attorney contact your people.
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… feel free to click on the Digg in the share box and Digg it too.
And all true. 😀
been in Mexico. He’s a northern kind of guy. Usually, he’s singing arias with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
spoke the truth. My friends you need to just check the record and this will all make sense. You need to put the country of rich dudes first, after all Whats His Name has been tortured and vetted to hell and back for no good reason. Dr. Strangelove has nothing on him he’s experienced are you?