(8 am. – promoted by ek hornbeck)
Senator Obama is up folks.
Up! Up! Up!
By 12 points up, which I don’t think can REALLY be is right, but I’m just too happy to think about it.
…I’m still worried about Pennsylvania, where I think the Reverend Wright ads COULD be having some effect, but what if… hang on let me jot down some numbers here… what if Senator Obama were to TAKE AWAY Ohio and, say, Virginia, then it wouldn’t matter what happens in Pennsylvania, right? RIGHT?
And… and the latest numbers out of Florida are looking really good, but what if there’s late movement due to the robo-calls into the Cuban community or what if the youth vote doesn’t show up or what if African-American voters get intimidated at the last moment or if the polls don’t open on time, because I’m kind of freaking out here… see… because I’ve been phone banking all morning and NO ONE IS PICKING UP OR, IF THEY DO PICK UP, THEY KEEP CALLING ME “FREAK” OR LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY WHEN I TELL THEM TO MAKE SURE TO VOTE AND SOME OF THEM EVEN JUST BUSTED OUT CRYING WHEN I SAID I WAS WITH THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN AND MANY OF THEM SOUND, LIKE, DRUNK EVEN, AND I’M STARTING TO WORRY THAT THERE MAY BE SOME LATE MINUTE MOVEMENT TO THE MCCAIN CAMPAIGN!
What– What HAPPENED?
Well… what… do… we… do… now?