Nov 18 2008

OMG! OMG! OMG!

OMG! Barack Obama hasn’t jailed Cheney and Bush.

OMG! Barack Obama hasn’t closed Gitmo.

OMG! The Dow is at 8100 and Barack Obama hasn’t fixed it.

OMG! Unemployment is at a four year high, and Barack Obama hasn’t decreased it.

OMG! HRC is maybe gonna be Secretary of State, and Barack Obama is appointing her.

OMG! Barack Obama hasn’t invalidated the US policy of torture and illegal extraditions.

OMG! Barack Obama hasn’t gotten the US troops out of Iraq.

OMG! Barack Obama hasn’t stopped US eavesdropping and surveillance.

OMG! OMG! OMG!

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t repealed Prop 8.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t declassified UFO information.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t nationalized the auto industry.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t invalidated the financial industry bailout.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t captured Osama Bin Ladin.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t fired Mukasey.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t nationalize the oil industry.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t provided single payer, universal health care.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t passed ENDA.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t taken away the Mormon Church’s tax exemption.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t beaten up Joementum.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t released a plan for the end of time in 2012.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t reversed all of W’s signing statements.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t gotten the US into the Kyoto Accords.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t passed a new stimulus package.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t made corporations accountable for bailout money.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t solved all of America’s problems!!!

OMG!  Barack Obama got elected on 11/4 and things still suck!!

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t gotten his girls a puppy.

OMG!  OMG!  OMG!

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Updated: (11/18/08, 5:47 pm ET):

OMG! OMG!  This is cross posted at The Dream Antilles and The Wild Wild Left

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t appointed me US Attorney for NDNY yet!

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t met yet with Fidel, Hugo, Evo, and Michelle.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t ended North Korean nuclear adventures.

OMG!  Barack Obama hasn’t brought peace to the middle east.

Ob La Dee, Ob La Dee, OMG! La la la la la, life goes on.

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  1. OMG! OMG! OMFG!

  2. do you have one single victory to point to?

    Name it.

    • Edger on November 18, 2008 at 22:05
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    Screwed again. I knew it. I f’ing knew it…

  4. I think its about time we started an offical Docudharma PISSY Group.

    How many of the promises Obama made during the campaign about his “transformational presidency” has he as yet actually kept? Honest observers will concede that the answer is none. Sure, there has been a lot of chatter about what he will do about “executive orders” but so far this is all talk…

    I am a Lifelong Democrat, but I cannot abide these betrayals. I did not leave the Democratic Party, the Democratic Party left me and is now I think screening its calls.

    For these reasons I have started POLITICAL INTEGRATION SURE SEEMS YUCKY, or “PISSY.”

    • Diane G on November 18, 2008 at 22:57
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    Barack Obama hasn’t got me the pony I asked for, for Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!

  6. I don’t know how you managed to remember all and pull this  together! OMG! OMG! OMG!

    Thanks for doing this, davidseth.  Personally, I’m really getting sick and tired of all the speculation, conclusions, etc. being put forth when Obama has not yet transitioned, literally, to the presidency.

    • Diane G on November 18, 2008 at 23:47
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    OMG! Barack Obama hasn’t name JFK’s true killers yet!

  8. George Bush is still the preznit and nobody gives a rat’s ass about him!

    • Diane G on November 19, 2008 at 00:32
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    OMG! Barack Obama is president-elect and he still hasn’t made me lose 20 lbs!

    OMG! Barack Obama still hasn’t figured out what happens when all those men have Medicaid Viagra scrips and no Alzheimers medicine and don’t know what to do with their erections!

    OMG OMG OMG

  10. …I’m a blogger…

  11. What HAS he been doing?

    • Temmoku on November 20, 2008 at 03:42
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    but….

    OMG! I feel better after reading this!

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