Bush: Book ‘Em B’rack-o!

I lost my liberal creds somewhere. I looked under the couch, in the glovebox, all my coat pockets, and they are just gone, man.

They must be somewhere by the “you’re an anti-semite” and “religious bigot for not liking star religions” keys.

So now I have to make a whole new set from scratch dudes, and its a total bummer.

So the very first thing I have to do, is make Barack Obama arrest Bush and Cheney.

Then I have to declare martial law in Indiana, where all those “terrified of the black guy” people in M_A’s video yesterday live.  Cuz they got guns, and they loves them some Palin and Jezuz and they ain’t gonna let no “N-word” arrest the righful Pres’nit of these God-lubbin U-natted States without a fight.

I am all over it.

See, Obama said “”I think you reserve impeachment for grave, grave breaches, and intentional breaches of the president’s authority.”

Now, he don’t need no proof, irrefutable, set-in-stone proof, paper trail, dna or none of that there shit. He’s the new sheriff in town and I wants us a lynchin! I’m a real liberal, not one of them so-called liberals with my priorities all fuckered up by things like food riots and homelessness. In fact, I stole this laptop, er liberated this laptop for the cause in my bus station home.

I ain’t got no time for legislation to overturn Bush’s last minute punts of heinousness. We lynch him, we lynch him now and all will be guns and roses, man. Doves will sing in the Olive trees that will sprout everywhere.

I mean, there isn’t a snowballs chance in hell, that Obama is smart enuff to play his hand close to his chest, waiting for those “breaches” to be so very proven, that the law requires it, rather than look like a vindictive crazy black motherfucker the white trash thinks he is. Naw. Real liberals understand that. After all, God said if your hand offends thee cut the motherfucker off, didn’t he? Real liberals don’t care what fly-over Amerikka thinks. Real liberals want blood.

I’m gonna make it happen man. I’m gonna tell Obama to “Book ’em, B’racko!”

After all, the DA turning down a warrant until there is concrete evidence that will withstand a trial is just kids stuff for Bruckheimer Law’n Order shows.

Real Liberals get that. I’m a real Liberal.

Hell, why ain’t he done it yet? We elected him, isn’t he the President now? Hell, those arrests shoulda been done November 5th!  What the FUCK is he waitin’ fer?

Hell, its not like there will have to be affy-davits, subpeenis, long fillybustery bullshit in the senate and house about it. Its not like the Supremes would get involved. It only takes 2 minutes on 5-0. Its not like it would take years without proof. Its not like it could get thrown out for lack of evidence. Its not like its hard to find guys NOT too terrified to testify.

Every Liberal knows, all we have to say is “Book ’em” and the bad guys go to jail, and life gets all Wally and Beaver again.

The economy will be fine, health care will be fine, the war will instantly dissolve into a kumeybaya song and the world will live as one.

There.

I’m gonna cut this out, put a shiny flag with peace sign on it, and I too, will have liberal creds again.

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YAAAY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!