the best ever death metal band out of denton
were a couple of guys, who’d been friends since grade school.
one was named cyrus, and the other was jeff.
and they practiced twice a week in jeff’s bedroom.the best ever death metal band out of denton
never settled on a name.
but the top three contenders, after weeks of debate,
were satan’s fingers, and the killers, and the hospital bombers.jeff and cyrus believed in their hearts they were headed
for stage lights and leer jets, and fortune and fame.
so in script that made prominent use of a pentagram,
they stenciled their drumheads and guitars with their names.this was how cyrus got sent to the school
where they told him he’d never be famous.
and this was why jeff,
in the letters he’d write to his friend,
helped develop a plan to get even.
when you punish a person for dreaming his dream,
don’t expect him to thank or forgive you.
the best ever death metal band out of denton
will in time both outpace and outlive you.
hail satan!
hail satan tonight!
hail satan!
hail hail!-The Mountain Goats, The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton
Jan 23 2009
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…”when you punish a person for dreaming his dream, don’t expect him to thank or forgive you.”
This is the best deth metal lyrics evah!
Sing along with Mitch
Dethklok Fansong
You people out there give us something more than just record sales
You give us something to hate
And we hate you, you brainless mutants
Hate (16x)
You hunched and blinded mutants
living in chat rooms
You masturbate on the sheets your mothers clean for you
You have lined my pockets overflowed with gold
You’re living with your parents and you’re 35 years old
You’re a bunch of banks that I’d like to rob
You’re my online cash transaction you’re my future stocks
Transfer you like money to a Swiss account
Spend you on an impulse and zero you all out
Hate (16x)
I would like to get some sleep but you keep buying all our things
My overhead is way too deep for us to not make all these things
It’s way too cynical, you see? Hating what’s supporting me
I am not you, I thank the gods and if I were, I’d die like dogs
Die (30x)
DIE!
Bush is gone and we no longer have to hai….
hmmmm….maybe I should read more than just the title?