March 10, 2009 archive

About Bigots

Even on this site we’ve had big screaming fights but to me the issue is just as simple and clear as Spongebob Squarepants making fun of Sandy Cheeks because she is a…

Wait for it…

Squirrel.

Why does it take two squirrels to change a lightbulb?

Because they’re so stupid.

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Am I annoying you yet?  Good!

What bigots want most is the ability to spout hate like this in public and be applauded.  Or at least not have people get up in their face and explain how fucking bigoted they are.

I’ve called African-Americans niggers to pump me up in athletic competition (if you can call a game of stickball that) and I was wrong and I regret it.  I may use the n-word again if sometime I think it important to the narrative just like my neighbor Sam Clemens.

What I will never do again is use it without understanding how hurtful and confrontational it is.

Ann Coulter has an Adam’s Apple.

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Am I annoying you yet?  Good!

Open Thread

Full moon is tomorrow, some call it the Full Worm Moon.

From the Old Farmer’s Almanac — NOT to be confused with the Farmer’s Almanac (without the word “old”) which is not the same thing at all! — a little about full moons in my part of the world:

Historically the Native Americans who lived in the area that is now the northern and eastern United States kept track of the seasons by giving distinctive names to the recurring full Moons. Each full Moon name was applied to the entire month in which it occurred. These names, and some variations, were used by the Algonquin tribes from New England to Lake Superior.

Click on the link if you want to know the names … next month is Full Pink Moon.

Worms.  Figures.

Open thread is now open!

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