( – promoted by buhdydharma )
Oh hai, mai name iz Cookie.
I haz successfully led a Revolushun at da blog affeckshunitly known as “Da grate Orange Satan.” Us pooties haz proven we can take over da Rec List at will.
Be warned, we haz lots of pootie power:
Resistance iz futile:
Our human servant named On The Bus made an offishul logo:
And some guy sez pooties can come here, yay!
Now srsly, I haz some demandz that must be met if we iz going to stay here.
1. First and foremost, send all dese poneys to da Huffington Post!!!!
2. The colors here izn’t bad. But who dat guy laying on da masthead? I, Cookie, iz much cuter, and now I iz your Leader, so put dis picture there instead:
3. Change rating systemz to:
none
1. Wrong!
4. Pootie
I know we iz gonna liek it here. I iz commin’ back soon to see if changez iz made to mai satissfacshun.
Oh, and just one moar thing:
Kthnxbai.
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dat sez “Pootie”?????
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…….just waiting to finds a purr-manent home.
After a long shift at work, it’s always lovely to dive into a pootie diary…very relaxing when you can’t deal with politics (after wanting to murder more than a few customers on a daily basis, politics is NOT the way to relax on a Friday night: and for me, this is Friday night. This week).
Gonna make a new folder in my bucket for the lulz…
. . . the disturbin’ lack of caribou in this diary:
Ekatrin! Abernathy and I thank Buhdydharma for welcoming us to his site.
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To celebrate, here’s my first attempt at an LOL cat:
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