The Leader

There is but one Leader.

The Leader is infallible.

Criticism of The Leader is blasphemous.

We cannot always understand The Ways of The Leader, but we must have Absolute Faith in Him.

Those who have Absolute Faith in The Leader are Exalted.

Those who do not have Absolute Faith in The Leader are The Enemy.

Those who claim to support The Leader but lack Absolute Faith in Him are, at best, appeasers of The Enemy.

Those who claim to support The Leader but lack Absolute Faith in Him are, at worst Trolls Spies.

Those Who Work for The Leader are infallible.

Criticism of Those Who Work for The Leader is blasphemous.

All that is good emanates from the Doings of The Leader.

All that is not good is beyond The Leader’s control.

If the Doings of The Leader do not produce Desired Results, it could be because there has not yet been enough time.

If the Doings of The Leader do not produce Desired Results, it could be because we do not understand what is happening.

If the Doings of The Leader do not produce Desired Results, it could be because there are flaws in our desires.

If the Doings of The Leader do not produce Desired Results, it could be because someone else is at fault.

All Results of The Doings of The Leader are desirable, whether or not we understand them.

No one but The Leader could produce Desired Results.

Any results not produced by The Leader are not desirable.

No one but The Leader is capable of fully understanding The Doings of The Leader.

GIRL ADMIRER: But… but… the leader hasn’t got a head!

ANNOUNCER: What’s he need a head for when he’s got genius?

Ionesco

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    • Viet71 on March 22, 2009 at 23:11

    You describe Hitler perfectly.

    If I may be permitted to say so, Heil!

    • Edger on March 23, 2009 at 00:03

    😉

  1. those who critique the criticism of The Leader shall be mocked.

    Whatever happened to good old fashioned dialogue and disagreement?

    • Edger on March 23, 2009 at 02:49

    have something nobody else has…

    “We got a thing that’s called radar love”

    “We got a line in the sky”


  2. The absolute obamagasm the country, and the world for that matter, is experiencing is sure to lead to post coital depression when all the sycophants realize that the dear leader we have all been sold, by the media, is really no more than a more articulate bush-lite, an Obamanation.

    I wonder if Obama even suspects yet that he has been had, and that the same bosses of the military-industrial-media-congressional complex which gave us Iraq are in the process of giving us Afganistan, “War On Terror”, part 2.

    I had hope. Note the past tense.  

  3. mind to the leader giant scary buildings full of traders with bombs  strapped to their expensive suits will fall on you. You’ll be buried in funny money and have no job. The universe will stop.

    If you don’t support your leader madmen fundies will come swarming out of Afghanistan through you sewer pipes with bombs strapped on their fatigues killing and torturing your family because they hate your lifestyle.

    If you don’t support your leader your going to get the other sides leaders back, who while they support the same agenda are raving maniacs who like to torture, much worse then the leader who is bring us deliverance, and will undoubtedly cure cancer soon as he is done with the Big Takeover and consolidating his position as the unitary decider.

             

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