Buhdydharma Is Bad For Daily Docudharma!

Rules, rules, rules.

So, I’m in a meta mood, and I never met a meta I didn’t abhor. Even my own.

I’m an administrator at this site, and my UID is #6, which has all sorts of implications, if you’ve ever been to Portmeiron, Wales or hung out at Daily Kos, so I have some things to say.

First of all, Israel and Palestine both suck. I haven’t decided which sucks worse, but when I do, I will be sure to post all sorts of hateful diaries about it. Because I’m pure.

Second of all, Daily Kos sucks. I could list countless reasons why it sucks. You can list countless reasons why it sucks. Buhdy doesn’t want this to be a Daily Kos bashing site, but I’m an administrator, here, and I want to bash Daily Kos! I haven’t written a thing there since earlier today, and I intend to prove my hatred for the place by not writing anything there ever again, until I feel like it. Which might be tomorrow. But it still sucks.

Third of all, you’d better be very nice to me or I’ll ban your ass! I like money. Money is good. Give me money, and I promise I won’t ban your ass. Other parts of you, maybe, but not your ass.

Fourth of all, I’m tired of counting. I’m tired. I have a toddler and a newborn, and I’m tired.

So, I guess traffic here has picked up, the past few days. Next thing you know, we’ll be inundated by pootie diaries, and then Keith Olbermann will bless us with his presence, and we can all fawn and drool. I can’t wait!

We haven’t had a good GBCW in quite a while. That’s what you n00bs are here for. We’re going to start picking on you, so some of you can get offended and leave. I can’t wait!

So, welcome everyone. Do your best to offend people and be offended, and you’ll fit right in.  

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    • Turkana on May 21, 2009 at 7:37 am
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  1. you are my new fave.

    First of all, Israel and Palestine both suck. I haven’t decided which sucks worse, but when I do, I will be sure to post all sorts of hateful diaries about it. Because I’m pure.

    This is the stuff that new faves are made from.

    :O)

  2. Photobucket

  3. …….the invasion of the pooties has already begun:

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  4. This place has gone steadily downhill since I started posting here this afternoon. I blame it on all the n00blets flooding in.

    • pico on May 21, 2009 at 10:36 am

    I remember when the site was small, and all five people hated each other.  Those were the days!

  5. with respect for other human beings!

    • Edger on May 21, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    the front page would be dripping eye candy.

    You don’t fuckin’ fool me for a second.

    So there!

    What the eff do I have to do to get my ass banned around here? Anyway? Spell fuck wrong?

  6. This sucks.

    GBCW

    It’s all so cruel.

  7. Do I disdain being banned as a new trend in order to cover up my deep and needy unfulfilled wish to be banned? Do I engage in a revolutionary act to be banned but then if everybody is doing it it is sorta like claiming to have really liked punk and gone to that Black Flag gig in Buffalo with three other people but then realizing somebody had the pictures to prove I wasn’t there but I can counter claim I was in the bathroom? So then would trying to fit actually be the philosophical anarchist act that will in reality free my soul from tyranny?

    So. WTF. I am confused.

    And I just finished a 12 hour night shift so this kind of incoherence is typical of me.

    PS. I really did go to one of those early Black Flag scummy Buffalo club things and I pretended to like the music. Mostly at the time I thought Rollins was hot. He screamed and kinda beat himself up when others weren’t trying to, I thought gotta find me a man like that.

  8. I do offended really, really well.

  9. How’s morale these days at the Ministry of Love?

  10. GBCW?  Although it would give me an opportunity to change my stupid user name, but then I would have to give up my personid of 777, which is a pretty lucky number for me.  What to do?

    • sharon on May 21, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    all these nOobs that really aren’t nOObs, but have changed their user names.  how the eff am i supposed to remember all these new names and on top of that remember who they used to be??  time for the banning to begin.  my short term memory will short fuse.

  11. I’ve got 4!  So there!

  12. I just found where a lot of my friends hang out in a place I hadn’t joined them before. I’ve still been around since summer 2003. I like this place. I like the conversation. I like the intellect. I like the personality.

    And I find more of those great things here than at agent orange these days. That place is overrun and was making me less enthusiastic about seeing my friends and people I want to hear from over there.

    So now I know my friends hang out here. And so far I feel welcome. I’m really glad to “move on” so to speak.

    Yeah I may check out orange but I’m not spending nearly the time there. It’s just increasingly irrelevant to the things I really care about. It’s shrinking and becoming insular, and the owner of the joint hasn’t figured it out. That’s fine. When one place falls out of favor, the same good crowd finds somewhere else to frequent.

    So although I don’t care to hear from him here, let K.O. have his say once in a while.

    Thank you.

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