I Want My Mandated Mandate !

I want my mandate, and I want it forced down my throat/ up my ___ (fill in the blank) , or maybe in my EAR/NOSE/THROAT (I dunno I’m not a medical professional)

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RIGHT NOW.

If you don’t force me to pay for junk insurance at the threat of jail if I can’t fuckin’ afford it than I may really want to maybe just primary someone somewhere –well maybe– if you think that might be OK that is.

And not against THE RULES OF THE SITE (??!!)

(please don’t HR me to death. I’m new around here…please???? But, I really really —really–I love you guys. And anyone even remotely LIKE you guys. I kiss a shrine to you guys twice a day. And ten times a day to our glorious leader–Rahm Emmanuell )

Anyway,

I WANT MY MANDATED NON OPTIONAL NON PUBLIC PUBLIC OPTION AND I F>U>C>K>I>N>G WANT IT NOW

(or I won’t turn off the caps lock, well I don’t know how to anyway)

I Don’t care how many innocents you bomb in some foreign land that I can’t even spell, or burn, or torture, or crucify (well, I can’t do any of that–but you can, EVEN SPELL!) ,  I don’t care how many fake elections you support in one of those places, I don’t care how many more planes and bombs my tax $$ buy, how many more bankers get a bonus,  I want my damn mandate, and if I don’t get it I will give the whole .50c in my pocket (bank account done been closed) to primary someone in Wyoming or Nevada or something, which should really really scare you because we all know that Wyoming or Nevada is just dying for someone who is a real progressive.  More and better, right?

(of course I would never support a real 3rd party progressive in a really progressive state–that’s just unrealistic, you f’ing Naderite you, well except for SANDERS because he CAUCUSES WITH DEMOCRATS–so he must be one right ?  Of course not Kucinich because someone once said ‘Ugh’)

(please don’t HR me to death. I’m new around here…please???? But, I really really —really–I love you guys, already. And anyone even remotely LIKE you guys. I kiss a shrine to you guys twice a day. And ten times a day to our glorious leader–Rahm Emmanuell  )

I love you guys.

 (oh, and can anyone get me a job? I need to pay for my mandated health care, more taxes for more bombs for more killing to free more people–like woman in Bruhas, bruk=haas or Burkars or whchamakallit, and I  really, really need to have .50c left over for some guy in Utah who’s running against a Mormon nine term incumbent billionaire, with 80  million in the bank-I’m sure my .50c will do the trick. PLEASE HELP. IF WE ALL SEND .50c, we could send like ten bucks !!!!!!

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Or, does anyone think I can maybe keep my .50c for meself?

I’m kinda hungry this month)