Oct 15 2009

In which I emit a primal scream in the general direction of the DSCC

/* begin Primal Scream

PLEASE! MOMMY!! MAKE IT STOP!!!

Dear Eileen,

Meet President Obama. October 26, 2009, Miami, FL. Contribute $5 today for a chance to win a trip to Miami and dinner with President Obama! Contribute now.

BARACK OBAMA IS NOT A ROCK STAR! I DO NOT WANT HIS GODDAMN AUTOGRAPH! WE VOTED FOR HIM!!! WE ELECTED HIM!!! HE WORKS FOR US, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!

How would you like to meet President Obama – and get your picture taken with him? Here’s your chance.

I DON’T WANT HIS GODDAMN PICTURE! I WANT MY DAD TO HAVE SINGLE PAYER HEALTH CARE! YOU P.R. FLACKS TRIED THIS LAME ASS “ROCK STAR” SHITE WITH HILLARY TOO AND LOOK HOW WELL THAT WORKED!!!

The Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee is hosting a special dinner Oct. 26 in Miami to celebrate this once-in-a-lifetime leader, and you and a friend could be there. You’ll also receive a keepsake photo, so you’ll always remember the night you met the president.

I WOULD MUCH RATHER ATTEND A SPECIAL DINNER WHERE WE ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE SLEDGEHAMMERS TO THE NSA WARRANTLESS WIRETAPPING DATA SNIFFERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! IF YOU CHARGE A DOLLAR A WHACK I AM BETTING YOU WILL RAISE AT LEAST ENOUGH FOR A TARP BAILOUT FOR THE WALL STREET KISSASS OF YOUR CHOICE!!!

If you make a contribution to the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee today, you will be automatically entered to win you and a guest a trip to Miami (airfare and hotel included) to meet President Obama and other Democratic leaders at our special event.

PRESIDENT OBAMA IS A PRETTY COOL PERSON FOR ALL THAT HE DRINKS BUD LIGHT, BUT HE IS NOT A FREAKING ROCK STAR AND UNTIL HE CAN SING “STARSHIP TROOPER” LIKE JON ANDERSON OR AT LEAST SHUT OFF THE MOTHERFUCKING NSA WIRETAP DATA SUCKERS AND GET MY DAD AND MY SISTER AND MY FRIEND MARY AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE LIVING HAND TO MOUTH SINGLE PAYER HEALTH CARE I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW FROM THIS!!!

I DON’T DRINK “GOV LIGHT”!!! THIS IS NOT THE UNITED STATES OF DISNEYLAND!!! GIVE ME SOME ROBUST TOASTED MALT AND CASCADE HIPPIE HOPPY FLAVA IN MY GOVERNMENT OR GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!

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  1. HERE’S WHY, YOU NIMRODS!!!



  2. I wanna go to Miaaaaaaahmi!

    (my hometown!)

    lol.

    Now thats what I call a rant, rand!

    • Diane G on October 15, 2009 at 20:09
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    ::standing applause::

  4. I posted this yesterday on your Swine Flu post, but you haven’t checked it I don’t think.  Maybe you know of this, but I don’t want to chance your missing it, knowing your interest in WTC stuff.  So, try again:

    Rand. OT, but you should know this! (0.00 / 0)

    Did nano-thermite take down the WTC.  Anyway, thought about you when I saw this.  Has a classic comment.  The Danish scientist, Niels Harrit, sats his discovery was greeted with absolute silence by MSM.

    Read & watch it here

  5. I posted this yesterday on your Swine Flu post, but you haven’t checked it I don’t think.  Maybe you know of this, but I don’t want to chance your missing it, knowing your interest in WTC stuff.  So, try again:

    Rand. OT, but you should know this! (0.00 / 0)

    Did nano-thermite take down the WTC.  Anyway, thought about you when I saw this.  Has a classic comment.  The Danish scientist, Niels Harrit, sats his discovery was greeted with absolute silence by MSM.

    Read & watch it here

  6. I really want to go read newpioneer’s news, and gottliebs promising essay… but I got brain freeze and Im here to rant a little for a minit. GAH!

    So heres the email I get just now from OFA. what the fuck. They might as well tell us to “Go shopping”. hyperbole, okay, so whatevah. annoyed. well at least theyre not asking me for money. maybe this isnt so bad. It just hits me funny. Host a party? yah, uhm, ok. I guess. phft.

    After months of negotiations, the health reform debate is about to move to the full Congress for the first time. With the insurance industry lobby pulling out all the stops to derail progress, we need everyone who supports reform to weigh in. So here’s the plan: Set a new OFA record by getting 100,000 calls to Congress placed or committed to on a single day.

    On Tuesday, October 20th, OFA volunteers will gather at “Time to Deliver” call parties and neighborhood outreach events across the country. We’ll get together in living rooms and public locations, and reach out to friendly voters whose voices are particularly critical in this debate. We’ll talk to them about the President’s plan and then we’ll ask them to call on their representatives to support reform.

    President Obama will be joining a call party and then speaking directly to all the other events that evening via an exclusive live webcast, sharing the latest info on the fight for reform and our campaign for change.

    It’s an ambitious plan — and it depends on you. Find a “Time to Deliver” event near you, or sign up to host one in your area.

    Participating (or hosting) is surprisingly easy. No special experience is required, and we’ll provide simple step-by-step instructions. You’ll gather with friends, neighbors, and OFA supporters from nearby, and together you’ll have a great time while making a huge difference.

    We’re closer to health reform now than we’ve ever been, but we must not take anything for granted. The insurance industry is throwing millions of dollars a day and an army of lobbyists at Congress to stop reform.

    If we can get 100,000 calls to Congress placed or committed to on a single day it will ensure the people’s voices are heard louder than the lobbyists — but it won’t be easy. Everything hinges on folks like you stepping up and joining in.

    Can we count on you? Please sign up to attend or host a Time to Deliver event on October 20th:

    www dot ofa

    Thanks for making it happen,

    WHO are we calling ?

    • Wom Bat on October 16, 2009 at 22:32
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    …oh, never mind.

  8. I blew my top today. This essay felt good even though it you who did the primal scream. I’m all ranted out.  Why in the hell do they think that if they call a piece of shit ‘reform’ we will accept it and pay the vig? I’m done for a bit let them see what happens when they actually try to enact this ugly bill. Hard to believe that people who truly did mandate change will put up with this arrogance, and send them money or vote for their own oppression. This might end up being be the modern day equivalent of the tea tax, a don’t tread on me moment.        

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