A Republican Trick or Treat experience….brought to you by Docudharma and by your contributions (hint hint, the donation bowl is on your right!)
The scene, a suburban Red State street at dusk on All Hallows eve….fade in…
“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
No, no, this isn’t a knock knock joke, this is Halloweeeeen! Let’s try again…
“Knock knock!”
(Door creaks spookily open)
“Trick or Treat?”
“What is this, some kind of extortion attempt? WTF do you mean…trick or treat? What kind of choice is that? And who are you to come to my door and demand a treat? Or to threaten me with tricks….what is this, some new kind of Socialism? If I don;t give you some of my hard earned candy you are going to put me in a FISA camp???”
“Well…um…no, you see it is a Holiday tradition, I get dressed up in this really scary Rahm Emanuel costume and come to your door, and…..”
“And try to extort candy from me, yeah I get it. If I don’t give you a treat you are going to audit me and make my wife wear a burqha, right? You Liberal Fascist Commies are all the same”
“No, no it is an American tradition designed to make pediatric dentists rich! See the kids go around knocking on…”
“You are not a kid…in fact if I didn’t know better I would say that under that Rahm costume you are one of those….shudder….liberal bloggers! The most powerful force for evil in the world, even WORSE than Socialists!!! AND trying to get my hard earned candy, why should I pay for your candy!!!!”
“Damn, I have been found out! Say…while I’m here, would you like to make a contribution to Docu….
SLAM!
Sorry I prefer, Cake or Death, now go away!
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alcohol decision. I am going to a friend’s house for dinner this up coming weekend and I plan to bring wine but I would also like to bring a nice tequila suitable for sipping. They are somewhat sophisticated so I think I don’t want to be a cliche and bring Patron…..
Any suggestions?
happy halloween buhdy………
of how I can maybe actually earn some income!! Then I’d be thrilled to $upport DD.
I do have a car, but its disabled, been “in the shop” for about a year (a 1990 Honda Civic) ((don’t ask)).
I can’t type fer shit.
And I have zero tolerance for stupid people.
Oh and a B.A. in Cultural Anthropology.
Hmmmm, narrows it down quite a bit, huh. lol.
because at my age and after these 3 beers, the possibility exists that I may not remember. 🙂
about the fascinating game NL hold em……..
perhaps the game of change in modernity has some similarities with this game I think……..
as soon as i can. promise.
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I got that. A great Izzardom.
Speaking of Halloween and, uh, Docudharma, ek flattered me yesterday by promoting-up
a diaryan essay of mine that’s all full of creepy goodness (and if you follow the links includes a photo of me handling snakes (or am I just happy to see you) and ghosts eating poo. What more could you want? Well?Mu . . .
Like me, my daughter thought the jury pool was “a bunch of idiots”.
One woman was Flipping out demanding masks be put on people coughing in the jury room. She demanded another room and the bailiff had trouble dealing with her. See what fake media hysteria does to people.
Another man was reading about the cold war. Two people reporting to the wrong court and one reporting two days later. Your typical American freak show.
Seventeen cases with final plea deals down to nothing.
the SC State Attorney who was caught with an 18 year-old stripper in a cemetery?
I’m wondering, in the spirit of Halloween, if he reached for his zipper saying, “wanna see something REALLLLLY scary????”