Truth Revealed!: Balloon Boys True Identity (With new Photos)

I’m sure everyone is fully aware of the Balloon Boy incident that has been unfolding for the last couple of days. The incident has been widely reported as a ruse concocted and played out by the Heenes family of Colorado. Well not true!  We have now obtained indisputable evidence that this was in reality a cover-up of unimaginable magnitude. The most massive hoax of all time has been perpetrated on the American people. Please follow the story below:



The balloon shown blowing aimlessly with the wind. Nothing new yet, right?



The Balloon lands as the world holds its collective breath, wondering what fate has befallen “Balloon Boy”. Still nothing new, so what’s the shocking new evidence?



This photo shows what appears to be an unidentifiable spot of some sort. It was initially reported that this anomaly could possibly have been Balloon Boy falling from the balloon. Oh! The humanity!!


WELL, WE NOW HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF OF THE TRUE NATURE OF THIS SCAM!

The “Truth” is below the fold…



Yes, it is true, your eyes are not deceiving you. The falling anomaly is none other than President Barack Obama and his accomplice Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, prematurely ejecting themselves from the balloon thus committing the most egregious hoax ever perpetrated on the American Public!



After landing and the hoax comes to light, Chief of Staff Emanuel gives a press conference where he conveys the presidents typical response to the world .



Later that day, House Minority Leader, John Boehner, when asked his opinion of this act, broke into tears and sobbed through his handkerchief: “This President is the cruelest hoax that has ever beset the American people! I weep for my country!”

HOW MUCH MORE ARE GOING TO TAKE OF THIS, PEOPLE!

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  1. ponies for the poor…

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