So I was listening to the radio and I heard Jim Cramer’s still an asshole.

( – promoted by buhdydharma )

I was passing through the kitchen in my home the other day.  The radio in the kitchen was on as usual.  It’s mostly left on to create whitenoise I would guess since a silent house is mighty depressing.  When something from the white noise machine caught my attention.  It made me stop in my tracks and take notice.  This sorta wasn’t just whitenoise.  It was the rare and irritating white bald noise that can only be found on CNBC!

It was Jim Cramer promising to tell people to go to his new site “getcramer.com”.  A site registered in august as well as many others that send you away to a subdomain of his “thestreet.com”.  A site where hedge fund owners can interact with the peasents.

In which he promises to tell everyone what stocks he will buy before he buys them!  “How novel” I thought.  A new way to affect the values in markets by advising people on what to sell and buy.  This scheme is such a sure fire way to inflate the price of stocks which Cramer advises to buy.  As well as a way to cause stocks that Cramer tells to sell go down.  Which would be a sure fire way to enrich ones friends associates.  

For the price of just $49.95 a month or “BEST BET: Annual: Just $299.95”.  You to can be part of Cramer’s human botnet in the stock market!  Plus you get a free 14 day trial!

Jim Cramer, ever the swindler, is now setting up something where you pay him so that he can drive up or drive down stocks in which he will profit from.  TocqueDeville did an excellent article on Jim(not gonna link to the dk one) in March which was based off an article called deep capture.  Deep Capture was written by Mark Mitchell and exposed a lot of the players who commited “naked short selling”.  TocqueDeville found a lot of dirt on Jim and quoted Mark Mitchell’s apt desciption of Cramer. Which is something I will gladly reproduce here.

This rabbit hole involves the thugs surrounding Jim Cramer and some of the top financial “journalists” from the New York Times, WSJ, Fortune magazine and BusinessWeek, top hedge funds, the Mafia, and the DTCC. It also includes “blackmail, smear campaigns, espionage, fraud, harassment, extortion, bribery, rumor-mongering, sabotage, off-shore money laundering, political cronyism, frivolous lawsuits, witness tampering, biased financial research, false identities, bogus credit ratings, bribery, libelous blogs, bad science, forgery, wiretapping, counterfeiting, collusion, lying, cheating, threats and theft.

You can now add in human botnet owner and radio commercial voice star to that list!  

For those that don’t remember who Jim Cramer is.  Here is the EPIC smackdown he got from jon Stewart.  

Yeah it’s some Japanese youtube clone.  It was the only copy that was a single file.