I Am The Lord Thy God, & You Fuckers Have Every Part of It Wrong.

(noon. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

ONE: ‘You shall have no other gods before Me.

God. Good. Love. Is that REALLY your God, people? Are you honoring my request?

No. You are putting money before me, power before me, and every other God before me, including the Message I gave other people.

You are more obsessed with THEIR god, than your own contract with me. I told you NOT to put their Gods before Me, just as I told them not to put your God before Me.

Mind your business with yourself and Me. Mind not Atheists either, you are making their lack of God more important than your relationship with me. Perhaps I am already IN THEM directly. It is NOT your business.

Mind Yourself, and what I think of you.

TWO: ‘You shall not make for yourself a carved image–any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.’

No, assholes. I am not against ART. “For YOURSELF.” Again, you pick the wrong word to obsess about. Some take it as Idolatry, others literally as Images of me being banned. I have no problem with either unless you spend time arguing they are Me-given.

The idea, is you shall not Create and Own for yourself, anything in this World, the World I gave you ALL; and claim it as not part of what I Created for you All.

Is not any image, any building, any Creation made of the Earth, which I bequeathed to all my Children?  To Claim these as YOUR creation is the Idolatry, to claim Ownership of such is claiming yourself a God, who can withhold from MY children that which YOU have made out of MY stuff.

If you make it, it is Mine, if it is Mine, it is for All my Children. Dig?

THREE: ‘You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.’

Really, fucking, goddamn really? You are out there killing each other in MY name and think I care if you mindlessly “swear,” meaning nothing about Me personally?

You are KILLING my children in my name. That is using ME in VAIN, directly against my wishes. Words are nothing, but intent and actions are. You cannot and SHALL NOT direct me to DAMN any of my children, by demonization, nor war. But a fuck-you in anger is the least of my problems, and a goddamn-it over a broken name even less in light of what you people do in my name.

Using my name in VAIN is saying it is MY WILL any time you step between ME and MY CHILDREN! It is NOT your place.

Using me for atrocities is the WORST sin against Me. Judging others like You are their God and Keeper is second.

FOUR: ‘Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

Take a fucking day off, for yourself and the ME in you. Breathe, rest, find your center, slow down and think about how to be better. If you cannot, due to work or dire straights, the word was REMEMBER, as in think about it, even if you cannot take that day off.

To keep “it” holy, meant YOU. I want you to be well, be the Me in You.

FIVE: ‘Honor your father and your mother.’

Humans are imperfect beings. This was never a decree to blind subservience, nor an admonition that you are solely the product of your lineage. You can Wikipedia your bloodlines to death, and still never understand what you are, if you read this wrong.

To be an honor, you must rise above whatever you were given and be a better being, honor your human heritage by being better each generation.

Really people? Even the son of God had Daddy-issues and He rose above. You are your own maker, after Me. Live as you, and Honor your true Maker.

SIX: ‘You shall not murder.

Now what the FUCK part of this do you not GET? No exceptions, other than DIRECT self-defense, one on one.

’nuff said.

SEVEN: ‘You shall not commit adultery.

Adultery has been bastardized through the ages. I meant NO RAPE. I meant NO CHILD ABUSE, I meant no using sex as a crime, nor punishment. That is adulterating its purpose. Anything done in love or celebration of one another is done in My Name. Between any two humans, male, female or any variation thereof, in which every way they choose to so do.

You people are really obsessed with making a Joy I gave you Bad.

Get over it, people find their bliss in all the ways I gave and showed them. It is not yours to judge.

EIGHT: ‘You shall not steal.’

Your God is a Communist, deal with it. Any, EVERY, profit is stealing more than its worth to you from someone else.

Distributed my way, you would all be what you see as Millionaires. It is not yours. It is Mine and my Children’s, and anyone I suffered to be borne is MINE, and you have no right to STEAL from them.



NINE: ‘You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.’

Lying happens for one reason. To get away with, or blame someone else for, BREAKING my RULES or DOING EVIL.

Liars suck.

I understand the climate of fear you People have inflicted upon yourself, and why you do it. but if you followed my rules, you assholes wouldn’t NEED to lie.

TEN: ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.’

Covet is the least understood word ever translated a thousand times I have spoken.

I never thought it evil to appreciate, even be a bit envious of another’s good fortune. You made it into “lust is wrong.” Lust is natural, plundering based on it is NOT! It is the acting, the intentional hurting that is wrong, the taking for conquest and ownership that is wrong.

As I said above, I have not the Puritanical standards you Claim, using my name in vain to proclaim so; YET, how many lives have been ruined by COVETING one another’s assets, stealing their land, their bounty, enslaving their wives, children, workers?  

What people give in free will, in generosity, is fine, but what is stolen by jealous Covetry is against everything I have taught.

Coveting is the source of all War and War is the anti-Me.

Of course, if you listened to the 1st nine, with any sense of the wondrous discerning intellect I gave you, you would get that.

You fuckers get it wrong every time.

I’m NOT done with you, because there is no “Prayer in Schools” as your latest gadget, the emails say, I’m done with you because that is the Purest form of bastardizing my message…

and using my name in vain.

I’m not done with you because young people are exploring the sexuality I gave them, nor swearing, I’m not done with you because its a Godless country, I’m done with you because you have made me an Idol of your own device…

using me to hurt my children.

I’m not done with you because you don’t follow 1000 rules written by men; I am done with you because you kill my Children…

and negate my ability to communicate with them like I am irrelevant.

I am not done with you because I don’t love you…

I am done because you just INSIST on getting it wrong.

When I know you.

I know in your hearts you KNOW what’s right and refuse it.

I tried,



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    • Diane G on December 3, 2009 at 4:03 am

  1. I love it.

    Another thought, along these samlines, that Ive said for years… around the idea of “worship”. God doesnt have the kind of ego that He needs, demands, requires, worship in the sense that so many people have taken it. Like, he needs us to tell him how great he is all the time. pleeze.  I can get alternately annoyed and amused at how ridiculous it is sometimes. Some of the songs on the xtian pop-rock hits radio just…. gah! He’s not your BOYFRIEND, he’s … ya know… GOD! Gawd.

    • TMC on December 3, 2009 at 4:59 am

    that is an interpretation I, as a Wiccan, can live with very comfortably. Do no Harm. Blessed Be.

  2. These are the ten commandments! I guess some would say I am a backslider condemned to a here after at the seventh level of hell, or something or other, lol. I was an episcopalian with a near perfect attendence rate in sunday school (lots of little pins/badges with wreathes, and bars for attendence) up until I was about 12. At that point an enlightened mother gave me the option of continuing the churchiness which she practiced or not, which I choose to decline. She was fine with that decision.

    At the time I remember saying to myself that the only thing pertinent, the only thing to really carry on through life with was the golden rule, that that had it all covered.

    At 64, the only thing I would add to, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”, is, if you were in their shoes.

    Great day’s work, Diane, be well.

  3. Do you resemble George Burns?

    • Edger on December 4, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    …I died an atheist.

  4. seen the l-i-i-i-i-g-h-t!!!!

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    And God Bless the United States of America!

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