Luck: Couple of months ago, my husband's stepmother's niece, 18 years old, wants heated windshield wipers. Can't find them online, files a patent and now Walmart wants the rights. True story. (seriously)
Why I am the Mom of the Year: If your five year old finds your vibrator and thinks it's a light saber, running around the house swinging it with both hands zroom-zroom, you might want to downsize or at least choose a different color. (no comment)
Best Drinks Ever: Eiswein and Chocolate milk made with dark cocoa.
I am a veteran, a mama of three and soon starting my junior year pursuing a degree in Microbiology, then on to PA school (please science gods). I am a eco-socialist libertarian progressive atheist who also happens to have a single economic thought progressives hate so you will have to be in the dark about because unlike vibrator stories, its personal. Proud Moment: I met Howard Dean in Iowa the week he made both the Newsweek and Time covers. I would have a picture if not for some asshole who bumped my husband as he took the picture. Because we were with Sen. Johnson people, we were able to hang around in the background with Dean and his people after the event. Pelosi's daughter was filming. I hope I am not on film. I haven't watched her documentary for just that reason. Stupid, I know.
My Favorite Joke:
Hi! -Christina
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to join the mile high club. When the time was right, they separately got up from their seats and went to the restrooms. Unfortunately, both restrooms were occupied and remained that way for 15 minutes. The frustrated couple went back to their seats and discussed their plight. Realizing they didn’t have alot of time because of the short flight, they came up with a plan. She had worn a skirt for the occasion to make the operation easier. So he unzipped and she sat on his lap in the window seat, pretending to be looking out the window. When the conditions were right, she rose up and asked the passenger in front, “Are you going to Dallas?”. The passenger said yes. She sat down then rose again and asked the passenger next to them, “Are you going to Dallas?”. That passenger said yes as well. Then she started bouncing up and down, “Oh goody, everybody’s going to Dallas, everybody’s going to Dallas!”