You thought I was not serious?
I’m dead serious. The only way to effect change is through sacrifice (changing your habits) and protest (telling people what you think, publicly).
Plenty of other stuff out on the Hypnotoad. Just look-
The Hypnotoad.
"Television is a vast wasteland" |
Mid-afternoon update.
Early evening update.
Late evening update.
Late night update.
Here’s a list of things (not comprehensive) I think more worthy of your eyeballs.
Instead of Men’s Curling on MSNBC
8:00 | History | Life After People | 4:00 |
9:00 | Oxygen | America’s Next Top Model | 9:00 |
11:30 | FX | Epic Movie | 1:30 |
12:00 | AMC | Dances With Wolves | 4:00 |
12:00 | ESPN | Seton Hall @ West Virginia | 2:00 |
12:00 | E! | Keeping Up With the Kardashians | 5:00 |
12:00 | Discovery | Deadliest Catch | 3:00 |
12:00 | TNT | Law & Order | 1:00 |
12:00 | USA | Friday After Next | 2:00 |
12:00 | Disney | Pocahontas | 1:30 |
12:00 | Travel | Bizarre Foods w/ Andrew Zimmern | 2:00 |
12:30 | SciFi | Fire and Ice | 2:30 |
America’s Next Top Model 12 Hour Marathon! 15 HOURS of Deadliest Catch!
Be still my heart.
Instead of Women’s Freestyle on NBC
1: 00 | Bravo | Kell On Earth | 3:00 |
1: 00 | Comedy | The Golden Child | 3:00 |
1: 00 | TNT | The Patriot | 4:30 |
1: 00 | A&E | Paranormal Cops | 3:00 |
1: 00 | TBS | Almost Famous | 3:30 |
1: 00 | TLC | What Not To Wear | 3:00 |
1: 00 | TV Land | A River Runs Through It | 4:00 |
1: 00 | Lifetime | A Decent Proposal | 3:00 |
1: 00 | TCM | Splendor in the Grass | 3:30 |
1:30 | Spike | Lake Placid | 3:30 |
1:30 | Disney | Phineas & Ferb | 4:00 |
1:30 | FX | The Comebacks | 4:00 |
2:00 | Nick | Fairly Odd Parents | 3:00 |
2:00 | USA | Good Luck Chuck | 4:00 |
2:00 | ESPN | Texas @ Texas Tech | 4:00 |
It’s Eddie Murphy Day on Comedy. A River Runs Through It seems to me an odd choice for TV Land given the network’s mission.
What though the radiance which was once so bright Be now for ever taken from my sight, Though nothing can bring back the hour Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower; We will grieve not, rather find Strength in what remains behind… |
Instead of Ski Jumping on NBC
2:30 | SciFi | 100 Million BC | 4:30 |
2:30 | Toon | Courage The Cowardly Dog | 4:00 |
Yes it’s short. It’s on the odd half hour. Did I mention that 15 HOUR Deadliest Catch Marathon?
Instead of Men’s Hockey on MSNBC
3:00 | A&E | Paranormal State | 6:00 |
3:00 | Animal Planet | Venom In Vegas | 5:00 |
3:00 | Bravo | Real Housewives | 6:00 |
3:00 | Comedy | Beverly Hills Cop II | 5:00 |
3:00 | Lifetime | Love Notes | 5:00 |
3:00 | TLC | Say Yes to the Dress | 4:00 |
3:30 | TCM | 2001 | 6:00 |
3:30 | Spike | 1000 Ways to Die | 6:00 |
Told you it was Eddie Murphy day.
2001 is just an incredibly good movie. Not to spoil it, but it’s part of a double feature with 2010 which is also a good movie but not as good as 2001.
In case you’ve been wondering all these years, what makes HAL go insane is that he’s been told to lie to Bowman and Poole about the mission objectives which are only known to HAL and the 3 astronauts in hibernation- Victor Kaminski, Jack Kimball, and Charles Hunter (there was a scene of them in training, but it got cut).
The secret is only revealed in that tiny video message from Heywood Floyd right after Bowman disables HAL.
Good day, gentlemen. This is a prerecorded briefing made prior to your departure and which for security reasons of the highest importance has been known on board during the mission only by your H-A-L 9000 computer. Now that you are in Jupiter’s space, and the entire crew is revived, it can be told to you. Eighteen months ago, the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered. It was buried 40 feet below the lunar surface, near the crater Tycho. Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter, the four million year old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery.
I’m afraid I can’t do that. Daisy… Daaaisy…
Just a moment. Just a moment.
Instead of Cross Country Men’s 30k Persuit on NBC
4:00 | ESPN | Illinios @ Perdue | 6:00 |
4:00 | Food | Dinner Impossible | 5:00 |
4:00 | FX | Dodgeball | 6:00 |
4:00 | TLC | Police Women of Broward County | 3:00 |
4:00 | USA | NCIS | 11:00 |
4:00 | TV Land | Andy Griffth Show | 10:00 |
4:00 | AMC | Broken Trail | 8:00 |
4:00 | TBS | Everbody Loves Raymond | 5:30 |
4:00 | Disney | Suite Life: On Deck | 10:00 |
4:30 | TNT | Braveheart | 8:00 |
4:30 | Sci Fi | Wyvern | 6:30 |
Police Women of Broward County 11 HOUR Marathon! 8 Hours of NCIS! 7 hours of Opie! 6 Hours of Suite Life!
Instead of Women’s Curling on CNBC
5:00 | Food | Iron Chef America | 7:00 |
5:00 | Lifetime | Not My Life | 7:00 |
5:00 | Nick | Spongebob Squarepants | 6:00 |
5:00 | Comedy | Beverly Hills Cop III | 7:00 |
6:00 | ESPN | Kentucky @ Vanderbilt | 8:00 |
6:00 | TCM | 2010 | 8:00 |
6:00 | Toon | Johnny Test | 7:00 |
6:00 | FX | Rush Hour | 8:00 |
6:00 | A&E | CSI | 8:00 |
6:00 | Bravo | House | 2:00 |
6:00 | Nick | ICarly | 8:30 |
6:30 | SciFi | Predator | 9:00 |
7:00 | Lifetime | In The Land of Women | 9:00 |
7:00 | Spike | The Hills have Eyes | 9:30 |
9 HOUR House Marathon! More Eddie Murphy!
2010 is not such a bad movie, Roy Scheider, John Lithgow, and Helen Mirren. Much better than Aaaahnold, though this was his best movie.
Instead of Men’s Hockey on MSNBC
Nothing new except An American Carol on The Movie Channel.
You know, you’re really lucky to have me because Ugly Betty repeats squeeze down your TV Guide channel to a single line of uselessness.
Instead of Women’s Super G, Men’s Short Track 1000m, and Speed Skating 1500m on NBC
8:00 | A&E | The Green Mile | 11:00 |
8:00 | Food | Food Network Challenge | 10:00 |
8:00 | AMC | The Queen | 10:00 |
8:00 | ABC | Family The Notebook | 11:00 |
8:00 | Food | Food Network Challenge | 10:00 |
8:00 | FX | XXX | 10:30 |
8:00 | TBS | Family Guy | 9:00 |
8:00 | TCM | Close encounters of the Third Kind | 10:30 |
8:00 | TNT | The Chronicles of Riddick | 10:30 |
8:00 | Toon | Teen Titans, Batman: The Brave and the Bold | 9:00 |
9:00 | ESPN | UCLA @ Washington | 11:00 |
9:00 | Lifetime | Waitress | 2:00 |
9:00 | Oxygen | Bruce Almighty | 1:00 |
9:00 | SciFi | The Land That Time Forgot | 11:00 |
9:00 | TBS | Hitch | 11:30 |
Instead of Men’s Curling on CNBC
9:30 | Spike | The Hills Have Eyes II | 11:30 |
10:00 | MTV | The Amityville Horror | 2:00 |
10:00 | TV Land | Roseanne | 2:30 |
10:00 | Toon | King of the Hill | 11:00 |
10:00 | AMC | Philadelphia | 1:00 |
10:30 | FX | Gridiron Gang | 2:00 |
10:30 | TCM | The Goodbye Girl | 12:30 |
10:30 | TNT | Batman & Robin | 1:00 |
10:30 | VH-1 | Scream 3 | 1:00 |
11:00 | SciFi | Reign of Fire | 1:00 |
11:00 | ABC Family | Notting Hill | 2:00 |
11:00 | Food | Iron Chef America | 12:00 |
11:30 | Spike | The Hills Have Eyes | 2:00 |
11:30 | TBS | Last Holiday | 1:30 |
11:30 | Toon | Boondocks | 12:00 |
Instead of Men’s Hockey on MSNBC or Women’s Short Track (1500m) and Medal Ceremonies on NBC
12:00 | A&E | The Green Mile | 3:00 |
12:00 | Toon | Fullmetal Alchemist | 12:30 |
12:00 | USA | Burn Notice | 1:00 |
12:00 | Food | Food Network Challenge | 2:00 |
12:30 | TCM | Chapter Two | 2:30 |
12:30 | Toon | Bleach | 2:30 |
1:00 | Lifetime | Cellular | 3:00 |
1:00 | SciFi | The Odyssey | 5:00 |
1:00 | TNT | Resident Evil: Apocalypse | 3:00 |
1:00 | AMC | Broken Lance | 3:00 |
1:30 | TBS | Almost Famous | 4:00 |
2:00 | Food | Iron Chef America | 3:00 |
2:00 | Nick | Everybody Hates Chris | 4:00 |
2:30 | Toon | FLCL | 3:00 |
2:30 | TCM | Comes A Horseman | 4:30 |
This part still under construction, expect updates.
All of them far more worth your eyeballs than NBC and it’s horrible coverage.
This isn’t even political, except for the lesson in activism.
Am I serious?
Dead serious.
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Oh Rose, have something to eat.
Two hundred thousand years in the future he’s dying, and there’s nothing I can do.
Well, like you said, two hundred thousand years, it’s way off!
But it’s not! It’s now. That fight is happening right now! And he’s fighting for us, for the whole planet, and I’m just sitting here eating chips!
Listen to me! God knows I have hated that man, but right now I love him, and do you know why? Cause he did the right thing, he sent you back to me!
But what do I do every day, Mum? What do I do? Get up, catch the bus, go to work, come back home, eat chips and go to bed, is that it?!
It’s what the rest of us do.
But I can’t!
Why, cause you’re better than us??
NO, I didn’t mean that! I just… But it was. It was a better life!
And I don’t mean all the travelling, and seeing aliens and spaceships and things, that don’t matter.
The Doctor showed me a better way of living your life. You know, he showed you too!
That you don’t just give up! You don’t just let things happen!
You make a stand, you say no, you have the guts to do what’s right when everyone else just runs away.
I want to make it very clear that you can use this thread to talk about the Olympics all you like.
I will be watching something else.
And you’re perfectly free to post your own essay, I might even promote it.
But to those who say that it doesn’t matter, that now that NBC has its advertisers ratings mean nothing, you couldn’t be more wrong. They have guaranteed those advertisers a certain number of eyeballs and if NBC doesn’t make their numbers they have to give their sponsors free advertising until they do.
You have power. You just have to have the willpower to use it.
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An incredibly chopped up day so this is taking longer to assemble.
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Shuster’s back.
Didn’t you like them a lot just a week or so ago?
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Or so my brother says.
from Ray Radlein
And some answers to questions
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I still have the utmost confidence in this mission.