…around your pants legs. Oh, sorry, I forgot you’d had your lower legs blown off by an IUD, er-uh, I mean an IED while you were riding your dirt bike around Crawford.
Never fails, American men’s pants fit like, well, er, shit — look at how they kinda’ get “looped” and crinkled up around the shoes — just look at all of ’em — just plain ill-fitting!
attached to Shrubbie’s back grew an arm as soon as he left office, signifying to all that Turdblossom had finally accomplished the coveted dream of transferring not only his consciousness into the puppet, but also the very appendage that worked his mouth for eight long years! Huzzah!
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…You made this job so much easier by preparing the way to be a dictator.
…around your pants legs. Oh, sorry, I forgot you’d had your lower legs blown off by an IUD, er-uh, I mean an IED while you were riding your dirt bike around Crawford.
Obama nudging the arrogant, bastardo, silently — “So, whaddya’ think about that, prick?”
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heh heh… that’s a good one.
How can you walk like that?
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“I about died when you asked Nancy to pull your finger!”
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B.O. – “Thats alright Georgy, I can make it worse”
“Presidents share a laugh over their campaign promises”
Never fails, American men’s pants fit like, well, er, shit — look at how they kinda’ get “looped” and crinkled up around the shoes — just look at all of ’em — just plain ill-fitting!
“Wadda think,shrub, about that “Change’ those suckers believed in?”
“You can fool all of the people some of the time”…. chortle chuckle he he.
attached to Shrubbie’s back grew an arm as soon as he left office, signifying to all that Turdblossom had finally accomplished the coveted dream of transferring not only his consciousness into the puppet, but also the very appendage that worked his mouth for eight long years! Huzzah!
“Can you believe those suckers actually believed me when I said no one was above the law? What a bunch of…”