Dear homicidal soldiers: don’t use EtOH to scrub blood!

Some people will surely say that I don’t support the troops.  Hogwash.  I’ll prove I do with sound advice.

After initially claiming that two pregnant women and a teenage girl killed in a US Special Forces raid on an Afghan home in Khataba in February had been discovered bound and slain by the Americans, the US military has admitted that they were actually shot and killed by those US troops–who then tried to cover up their “mistake” by carving the bullets out of the bodies with knives, removing other incriminating bullets from the compound’s walls, and then washing away the bloody evidence with alcohol.

Using alcohol to wash off blood, especially in larger quantities, is incredibly amateurish, ineffective, and time-consuming.  

Use water.

Kthnxbai.

Yours,

Winston Wolf

PS. Is this instant coffee?

Double-PS: don’t kill people if you don’t speak their language.

Triple-PS: I know this will slow down the rate of “progress,” but a job worth doing…

The quadruple: Oh, well then, fuck, it’s okay:

“The force went to the compound based on reliable information in search of a Taleban insurgent, and believed that the two men posed a threat to their personal safety. We now understand that the men killed were only trying to protect their families.”